My bike bbys
WEAR A HELMET SO YOU DON'T END UP LIKE SUPERMAN - RIP Christopher Reeves 😥
@Pubmarine Shamwich, that part won me over!
@Pubmarine Shamwich, too soon
@Pubmarine Shamwich, seriously, that hurt my soul. I remember in his book he talked about how his son was really little when it happened and his wife tried to explain to their son what happened, so their son would climb on his rocking horse, fall off, then hold his head and say, "oh, I hit my head just like daddy." My feels. Years later and still my feels.
@Pubmarine Shamwich, didn't he fall off a horse?
@Pubmarine Shamwich, it’s Reeve. It’s the Mandela effect, look it up
I'm fvcking sold
@Pikachusmother, this is how a salesman needs to talk to get through to me
"Even wondered what it'd be like to be Michael J Fox cause this thing will be shaking your arms off" omg thats so fvcked up but kinda funny
Redneck marketing strategies
Ill take two please
"Look Ma, no hands"- last words of Jedediah
As a rider who has ridden one, I can confirm. CR500=most fun death machine ever built. Go watch "groutaone" on YouTube. This thing will throw a 30 foot rooster tail of dirt and slain pussy.
Epic as fvck
Mixing fuel is a pain but it must be done
@SuperHitler, oh, u mean mixing gas and slapping ass?
@SuperHitler, worth it though 2 stroke army!
The fact he's selling it makes this misogynist pryck a hypocrite. I pray this man doesn't spawn
Eh. I like my razor electric scooter better.
Me:I'll take it, 500k, take it or leave it.
Him: it's only 10k
Me: you're a tough guy to beat 1 mil
Shut up and take my money
The text is copy pasta and slightly edited. I am disappoint
Take my money
If you can catch girls with a dirt bike you'll be catching something else from em too.
I've noticed a lot of these pics have come from instagram before they get here.
You had me at "Not."