Big Tiddy Mermaid GF
@Beggar Mugger, stop, my erection is at its limit
@megamanx181x, AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!: Big Tiddy Goth Mermaid GF
@Beggar Mugger, *eyes roll into the back of my head*
@Beggar Mugger, that's my final wish right there, that one
Or thicc mermaids
@Ray213, imagine the thigh.
@Hagasay, One big, prehensile thigh that can wrap around my throat.
@Ray213, I need this in my life right now
Manatees are the real chubby mermaids. Sailors in the olden days were just less fatphobic.
@PoliticalOtters, more desperate*
@NotFlat, blind drunk*
If mermaids breath water, they are not mammals, by definition.
@Barry Dylan, no one said they breathe water
@HolyCatchphrase, but they do breath underwater. They are deterred from going to the surface, therefore they spend all the time underwater. Where they have to breath.
Or mermaids are magical creatures that don't care about your tumblr need to make yourself feel better.
Delusional Sailors out at sea, used to mistake manatees for mermaids.
I was never really into mermaids...until now.
Since when are guys into mermaids? Girls you have us wrong...
There’s also a way deep sea fish have a complex heat exchange to keep warm, something to do with their arteries. Super cool
Those already exist, they are called manatees.