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@Thejazz, as a person who is not an engineer, I can't confirm this
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@Thejazz, be happy you have something in your glass
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@PeachFuzz, if I was interested in satisfaction... I wouldn't be an engineer. I seek to create new issues for everyone else.
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@Thejazz, as a engineer on training I can confirm this but let me just add that it's also a bad design and you could use half the material and get twice as much space, and it would look like something space..
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@Thejazz, Engineers: That spy is sappin my glass!
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@Thejazz, sooo... You make glass cups?
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@Watcher, dude... that is like so deep... *hits blunt*
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Realist: the glass is always full; Opportunist: *drinks liquid*
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@Space Hobo, *liquid is antifreeze*
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@SWAT, *antifreeze is the tears of your enemies' defeat*
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@Space Hobo, Snarky jackass: "What if the glass is in space, stupid?"
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Me: the glass is full - half with liquid, half with air
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@I shjt you not, or is it half empty with air and half empty with water?
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@I shjt you not, *takes cup into the vacuum of outer space* Now, before I suffocate, do you still say it's full now?! Please hurry up and answer, I'm dying.
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@I shjt you not, or is it empty of marbles?
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@SWAT, please don't oppress the marbles
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@Magnamon, yes, it's full of hopes and dreams
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@I shjt you not, OPPRESS ALL THE MARBLES!
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@Magnamon, in space no one can hear you quiz.
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@I shjt you not, schrodingers theory the glass is full and empty.
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@Channing Taintum , *mind blown and not blown*
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Mathematician: it depends on the rate of change out the liquid's volume.
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I think this is piss
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@Alpha HUE, Bear Grylls
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@CriTiKa1, does he?
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Marlin: It's half empty! Dory: Hmm, I say it's half full. Marlin: Stop that! It's half empty!
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Alcoholics: the glass isn't full enough
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Oh look, room for alcohol.
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Realist: depending on whether you just drank from it ( half empty) or poured it (half full), it could be either
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@Saldierrez, what happens if you just find it?
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@Unavailable Walrus, then it's full, half water half air
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Philosopher: Why is the cup half full?
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Wastelander: how many rads does it give me?
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@The Megaton Bomb, as much as you do
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Surrealist: all I see is a giraffe wearing a hat
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Misogynist*
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I wonder if the downvoters are feminists...
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I can't wait for the day someone comes up with an original quip about something like this. IF IT'S BEEN SAID BEFORE, STFU! UNORIGINAL IS NOT FUNNY. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
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Privilege=checked
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Me: I don't want to drink oil so I'm not having any of it.
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Man: the glass contains Whiskey
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@fedoradude1, that's me
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Me: *drinks it* the glass is empty.
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@Lespie, no, there still that little bit left
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The way I see it is that if someone is drinking it, it's half empty. If you're filling it up, it's half full
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To me, it depends on the situation. Pouring water? Half full. Drinking the water? Half empty.
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ME: WHO THE FVCK DRANK MY DRINK?!
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I uploaded this earlier today. Im not salty im glad its here, i just dont know if it made it because of me and i failed to tag my self. Or they found it on they're own.
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@jacked the ripped, their*
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Alcoholics: "Halfway to the next drink"
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Someone probably drank out of them
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Realist: If you're pouring into the cup, half full. If you're pouring out of the cup, half empty.
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@farfromahero, what if you just find it?
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@Unavailable Walrus, Then how would you even know if it was water? And why would it matter at that. I'm not messing with random liquids in cups.
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Tetnically, the glass is completely full half liquid and half air
Engineers: the glass is twice the size it needs to be.