Theres not gonna be a world war 3. Trump handled this beautifully. Trump killed one of their top people. They shot up an air base killing no americans and a few of their people died. Trump sanctioned them. They get to pretend they stood up to the great satan, and trump smacked them with his giant dick so hard theyll be scared of the colors red, white, and blue for the next decade.
@BlazingBowman, you just summarized everything so well I have a major American boner
(He mentioned Trumps dick)
@seeUpee, honestly this entire event felt like north korea all over again. Oh no trump angered the great and powerful north korea what are we gonna doooo. Atleast then they didnt suck off kim jong un as much as they sucked off iran in this case.
@BlazingBowman, so True, but with North Korea they have China behind it all... so had to play nice with the pot belly pig. All politics... Is who can pee further
@BlazingBowman, the fact that this comment has upvotes tells me everything one would need to know about this app’s community
@a boy named Toobs, you read my mind
@a boy named Toobs, it’s mostly inhabited by 14-17 year olds, that’s the demographic you’re working with. The same repeated jokes about how oppressive the left is and how feminists are evil really gives off a 4chan dungeon dweller vibe. Edit: loving all the downvotes from you snowflakes
@BlazingBowman, Jesus coolaiding Christ.
@Spetsnaz , yet here you are all woke and stuff. Wooo *waves hands*
@Spetsnaz , I think you may be confused on the ideaology of your conclusion.
@Spetsnaz , yeah it’s either those or people our age who never grew tf and got a real, factual education or bothered to educate themselves through meaningful, investigative research. They’re the same kind of nationalist djckheads.
@a boy named Toobs, what are you referring to exactly?
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, I mean I’m not “woke” or anything like that, but this app acts like all feminists and leftists want to take you guns and you’re rights. That’s just not the truth, it’s a tiny minority that’s blown well out of proportion and you’d know that if you interacted with those people regularly. The same goes with republicans by and large not being racists and warmongers. Though only one side is displayed on this app. Plus a ton of lies and misinformation is accepted on here.
@a boy named Toobs, that were a group of sane grounded individuals who arnt prone to fits of hysteria about a third world country thats outmanned, out gunned, and sorrounded on all sides somehow being a threat to america and its people?
@Spetsnaz , yeah have you been watching the democratic debates. They may be a small minority of the actrual population but they hold all the reigns of power in the dnc and no one calls them on it.
@seeUpee, hey dude did you see how hard michael moore was cucking. It was a fvcking riot. Pwease mr third world dictator dont hurt us. Lol.
@Spetsnaz , misinformation is rampant on both sides i believe. i had an equal number of friends slobbering on Trump's dick and others calling for him to resign for abusing his power... there's nothing in between; it's like an Amazon review, either a 1 or 5. sitting in the echo chamber is harmful to yourself and others. Purposeful dispersement of misinformation is shameful and aims to divide. I tend to lean conservative but any efforts to dehumanize the opposite side (stating they are too lost/ ignorant to communicate with, for example) is a dangerous step. I try to find humor in the ridiculous overswinging of the pendulum, hoping it strikes a sense of realization and introspection to the offenders.
@Spetsnaz , ive met some leftist that i enjoyed debating with, and some with zero facts to back up their thoughts...and im positive its that way on the flip side..but we can all agree Epstein didn’t kill himself...
@BlazingBowman, dickheàd writes again. You should be banned for being so thick. Cûntface
@Unkle77, why? freedom of expression bro! This is America! 🇺🇸
@a boy named Toobs, have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, your ideas aren't 100% right? That you are human and not in any way infallible, and that you are not nearly as moral as you think you are? That others aren't 100% wrong about everything, and that they may know something you don't?
You "elevated research" virtue signaling types always have gaping holes in your arguments and seem like amoral douchebags, yet you point at everyone that disagrees with you and launch insults like it's highschool all over again.
If you go onto a platform and feel like everyone else is an asshole, you might be the asshole bud. Plus if people disagree with you don't act like you're Dr. Manhattan and assume you know everything, I haven't seen you engage at all and just insult others because they have a different view than yours.
You may be right or wrong in this situation, but anyone reading this thread won't even think about that, they'll just see you being a toxic douche.
@Unkle77, see this is why people make fun of progressives as soon as you loose the argument you resort to censorship.
@BlazingBowman, behold the thread of tiny dicks!
@NoneYo Business, finally I don't have to be lonely anymore
@NoneYo Business, you talking about me? Because that like to dislike ratio says otherwise.
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, Thank you for this!
@Spetsnaz , oooh! You said something virtuous on the internet! I award you 2.5 virtue points.
@a boy named Toobs, always love to see your ridiculously statist nonsense on here! “Agree with me or you’re a fûckin cuck moron” - toobs
@big freedom, lol no body has to agree with me. No body else’s ignorance is my problem. Although it seems like you and a few others on this app go out of your way to make it so. Nice try boomer
@a boy named Toobs, you finally got something correct. Nobody does HAVE to agree with you. You calling anyone ignorant id hilarious though. Take someone who agrees with you on 65-70% and make them despise your position just by your shining personality alone. And if I’m a boomer, then you’re still in diapers, which would explain a lot about your posts.
@big freedom, boomer isn’t a person born during a certain time era, moron.
@a boy named Toobs, moron, yes it fûcking is. It’s short for “baby boomer” for fûcks sake are you literally as retarded as you come across?
@a boy named Toobs, fûck, why am I even attempting to debate with you. It’s like playing chess with a pigeon. You just shît on the board, knock all the pieces over, then strut around and act like you won.
@big freedom, that’s exactly what I would expect a boomer to say. As I said before, your ignorance is not my problem. Maybe someday someone will explain to you what a boomer in this context actually is, but it’s not my problem.
Also I love how you called me a statist and pigeon on a chessboard. Your projection levels are over 9,000 😂👉
@a boy named Toobs, coo coo, cluck cluck.
@a boy named Toobs, you do realise that you're wrong and he's right about the definition of boomer right? Like you can literally google it lul
@Al Sevenfold, idiot. Of course the official definition of a baby boomer is somebody born between 1946-1965. But in the context of “ok boomer” that is NOT what it means.
@a boy named Toobs, i love the way you instantly go for insults despite me not insulting you, really shows your intelligence. Also that's literally what the ok boomer meme is about, I don't get what's so difficult to understand lel
@Al Sevenfold, it’s no surprise that funny pics users actually think that “ok boomer” actually means boomers in the literal sense. That’s I how I fvcking know y’all are boomers 😂
@a boy named Toobs, kek this dood
@a boy named Toobs, I didn't read this discussion thread at all, just saw your emoticon, it's cringy af my man, its awful to see it when your mom sends u a message on facebook, it's also awful here
@BlazingBowman, didnt a Canadian Ukraine plane got shot down or something about the same time the missile event happened?
@Cirno, yeah no one really knows what happend for sure yet. Leading theory is iran shot it down while they were firing at the american base. Its still under investigation though.
@BlazingBowman, nicely put you fine American
@Spetsnaz , but remember, this IS a joke app!
@big freedom, did he really not know boomer was short term for an entire generation? Lol i think we might be talking to a little kid.
@celtics313131, who knows i could be wrong. Maybe irans dumber than i think but im pretty sure theyre gonna use this opportunity to de-escalate. They both waved their d!cks around and theyre both gonna go home claiming superiority. Especially since iran accidentally shot down the civilian plane. Puts iran in an even worse position than it already was.
@Spetsnaz , don’t forget the occasional edgy tin foil 40 somethings that also dwell in this cancer.
Oh hey there, speaking of cancer, it’s Mr. Carcinoma himself. Always good to see you trolling.
@BlazingBowman, Yeah most sites and investigation seems to be leading to that. Most likely scenario too. Nothing bad's gonna happen but that's a yikes for Canada to end up taking a hit.
I identify as a female.
uhh not that this post had anything to do with it
@Tentastic, *Golf claps*
Its like that Bill Burr joke about there being “no feminists in a house fire”
@Snarfel Burger, to paraphrase the great AvE
"As the wife says 'Any old part in a storm.' though it's usually preceded by 'once you go black you never go back.' Havent quite figured that one out yet."
Oh boy, a flamewar! *grabs popcorn*
@Langenator, which side do you think will win? The "woke" left who genuinely can't make a difference between jokes, sarcasm, and actual people? or the far right who will generalize the entire left into one category! My money is us. we win, we get to laugh at a flame war!
*Typical me*- “seems to me, being in the kitchen is a perfectly good place to be. You could make me a sandwich or make me two sandwich’s I really don’t mind, as long as it’s tasty and I have Uncontrollable diarrhea there’s no problem I could foresee ah”
Because as you guys know, there are no wamen in the military. Nope. None.
I almost choked on my cheerios from this one. Upvote!
I'm a masculnist, I want 9 months maternity leave. Equality!
@hasher2288, do you mean paternity?