A buddy of mine saw Donald Trump take his shirt off in the shower. And he said that Donald Trump had an 8 pack
@StiffWood, What? Your friend's a liar man. Donald Trump's a punk b;tch.
@StiffWood, a buddy of mine saw Donald Trump keep his hair on in the shower. He said Donald Trump's hair is real
@atlantajake, people who've downvoted this clearly haven't seen the skit.
@HollywoodxGhost, may i refer you to @atlantajake 's comment?
@StiffWood, Donald Trump is shredded
@StiffWood, hearing that Zach lost his son really struck a nerve with me. Especially since I'm the one that killed him.
@Donald Trump, Hearing that *Pedro lost his hijo
@StiffWood, at first I was like "what??" But then I was like "why can I only give one up vote?"
We need 60 portions an hour for all scavengers!!!
@Dr Rick Sanchez, "I started with a small loan of a million portions"
@Dr Rick Sanchez, you two win lol.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, 60 portions! Wowee! I work as a cashier at Burger Empire and now I'll be able to make enough to literally feed a country in a week!
Bernie Wern Kernerbie Vs Derth Derneld
@lockke, ERMAHGERD STEHR WHEHRS
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BALANCE THE BUDGET BERNIE!
@Comm James Gordon, It was said that you would bring balance to the budget, not give it away to government programs!
@Comm James Gordon, it makes me sad that this kind of comment gets downvoted. Excellent quote conversions deserve upvotes.
@Bowerick Wowbagger, political stuff is always touchy here, but thanks for the acknowledgment!
Bernie should have the red one? You know... Representing socialism.
@4Chan Ambassador , cough blue for democrats cough red for republicans.. Just saying
@4Chan Ambassador , but republicans are also viewed as red... so how would that work. Side note I think bernie should be purple because it is red+blue like how he is democrat+socialist
@Tactical Ignis, LOL no. He should be red. Democratic socialist is just a euphemism for socialist. Like saying "purifying the race" instead of murdering millions of jews.
@Rick Grimes, you're not sassy enough. You're like a season 1 Rick grimes and I'm over here already on season 7.
@Sassy Rick Grimes, there is no need to bring in holocaust jokes. They always burn up in the end
@Tactical Ignis, wasn't a joke it was an analogy to the history of my people. But nice joke.
@Sassy Rick Grimes, I try.
@Rick Grimes, or you know, they could both have red since all politicians are evil.
Senator Bernie *cough* Palpatine!
Kylo trump is gonna build a Starkiller base to keep the rebels out.
Please no opinions on either candidate, only funny
@jouze, Yes, when it comes to politics in my funny, I'm okay with this. It's just objectively funny.
@lockke, I don't think this picture should be contravercial, but I wouldn't call it funny either
@ archiethesailor, I think its hilarious, like the epic president pictures.
@Captain Cockmonster, no, his woman does that.
@Captain Cockmonster, why?
@Ostrich Thief, because we don't need his type of socialism, nor his weak style of leadership, but morons want all that free crap he talks about.
@Captain Cockmonster, while I am no Bernie fan at least have the decency to try to make it funny rather than saying "he sucks"
@Venezuelan Doctor, kept it short and sweet.
@Captain Cockmonster, so basically what you're saying is that you literally know nothing about socialism or those "free handouts". I'll bet you watch Fox News.
@Usmovers, I understand that we have limited socialist programs already, such as police and road systems. I also that I am not interested in paying for everyone's college and health care. Bernie says he would only raise taxes on those who make over 200k, but that won't realistically happen, plus our taxes won't go down. The direction he wants to take America is not one I am interested in. Oh, and I don't pay much attention to mainstream news outlets, but nice try, hippie.
@Captain Cockmonster, just to add on here, completely cutting the military budget and taxing the top 10% at 100% of their income wouldn't even scratch the surface of his college plan. The country would be bankrupt within a week of the inaguration if the republicans don't win the house and senate
@thehomage, exactly. I want to spend less, tax less, hold people accountable for their choices. If I wanted a heavily progressive liberal country, I would move to a European one.
@Captain Cockmonster, not wanting to pay for higher education and not wanting to help people get healthy means you are admitting to being a selfish asshole
@Usmovers, actually it just means that I think people should earn those things, just like everyone before them has. Stop being a lazy pile of communist crap.
Bernies a Communist - why doesn't he have the red light saber ?
@HeadlessHampster, *cough* Democratic Socialist *cough*
Pretty sure they got the characters backwards.
Help us Bernie Sanders, you're our only hope
Man Rey got a lot older than I remember her being.
Trump. What a Twunt.
If it came to this, I'd vote for the sith lord.
This should be Darth Serenno VS Darth Sidious. They both stink to high heaven.
This picture implies that Trump will win.