Chester cheetah? The mascot that’s basically the cheesy snack incarnate of snoop dog? He would put up a good fight?
@RMB, considering Snoop Dog has killed a man, there is flaws in your logic.
@ThePandaPool , KFC is responsible for countless deaths in low socioeconomic areas, but am I afraid of the colonel?
@ThePandaPool , allegedly*
What if the Hamburger Helper is actually one of the Monstrosity of Sin from Dark Souls 3 and is like 10 feet tall?
@Hipster Scum, that comment gave me a terrifying mental image.
You overestimate your abilities
I dont think you give the doughboy enough credit. I bet he'd laugh off any attack you could dish out.
@ThePandaPool , How about a spray of water. He would melt. It's all about the elemental weaknesses.
@The Flame War, yea, and if I had a firehose, I could take out just about everyone on the list. It's a fight.
@ThePandaPool , Fair point. But even then, I don't see him packing that much of a punch. And isn't he super tiny?
@The Flame War, yea, but that doeant mean anything.
@ThePandaPool , I guess we'll never know for sure.
@The Flame War, that means he can lodge himself into your throat. chicking you do death
@Killing instincts , kinky.
What makes mr quaker so much wealer than the coronel Sanders an uncle Ben?
I think I could take on Tony the Tiger... at the same time he might raaaaaaaaaaaape
@seeUpee, If that's your concern bring a chastity belt to the fight. Unless you want a fair fight.
The Quaker could straight up beat your a$$ and make you thank him for it.
You are sadly mistaken if you think the Quaker won’t beat you within an inch of your life with a tube sock full of oats
The colonel is mine, I have a drum stick to pick with him