It amazes me how clever some people can be.
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Someone probably told you that the only hair gel that would work for you is your own semen
Not even mad. I want to look like a final fantasy character. He looks more like a sad, asian, attention seeking, Zack or Cody (you pick).
My only wish with these #roastme pics is they put a little more variety into their burns rather than starting with " you look like..." every time
@Scarlet Pumpernickel, how about "Repeat after me, I will not let my dad cum in my hair this time."
Is that hair pre-swirly, or post-swirly?
King Geoffrey ?
Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal fvcked a gay hentai
I bet he tries to tell girls he was in one direction because they wouldn't date him otherwise
He looks like a Labrador retriever donated to locks of love
is she a girl?
I literally cannot come up with a roast that even begins to compare to the original.
Damn you fat cow, you stole my uploads