Ah yes, Onion News Network. Thank god they have reliable reporters
Well i think it's time to move on to human trials
@I Am Captain Obvious, k *stabs*
Punch those monkeys 200 or 300 times.
Finally a news source I can trust
Shut up and take my money
Fake. This has to be a skit.
@The 911 Masturbator, I really hope it is. I couldn't even watch the entire video because I started getting mad.
@Ashoka02Tano, it's from the onion, it is fake
No sh|t, Sherlock
@Slvchair, *whispering* it’s satire bud
@The Gay Gatsby, No sh|t, Sherlock
@AverageBritishMale, sherlock should really take some laxatives
Aren't you guys meant to be curing cancer or something?
*no animals were harmed for the duration of this study*.
Answering the questions we are to afraid to ask