The mosquito will stop sucking after being hit but a girl won't....... Sometimes....
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, i like to finish in her mouth and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out her nose. Call it an angry dragon.
@Stabby, lmao, what in the fvck? First time I hear that and it's hilarious
@Stabby, Laughed so hard I almost fvcking choked.
@CriTiKa1, hahah didnt think that would go over as well as it did i can not take credit for that one i had a friend tell me that one back in highschool.
@Stabby, That's one of the #bestcomments I have ever read on this app
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, the joke goes, what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it
How did the mosquito get there
@Fat cow, its the slutty one
@Fat cow, kilt
@Fat cow, the person was fvcking intents
Man who fvcks peanut butter is fvcking nuts
How often do mosquitoes land on testicles?
Why do you have your meat exposed so a mosquito can land on them in the first place?
@Dong, Why don't you?
*bends over and kisses mosquito
@Breaking BadARSE, is your spine broken?
I mean it would still be violence, just very slow, careful violence
@I am Pelican, finger flick anyone?
I think most guys in that situation would reflexively slap themselves in the testicles.