A Fingerville, SC escort service. Fingerville.... Just let that sink in.
@DelightedPants, ok...I let my finger sink in. Now what? My hands getting sore from sitting on it.
Mickey must be mayor of Fingerville 😏
@Pool boy till I die, yes, because he has fingers.
864..... What were the other numbers?
@Arthur Curry, I see where you are going with this.
*picks up phone*
I live in Richmond, Va and we have a local baseball team called the Richmond flying squirrels. I thought this might be relevant.
Flying escort squirrel service? Idgi
Flying escort squirrel service?
Appears to be a vehicle that escorts wide loads... See I was trying to be serious and literal but... Escorting Wide loads made me chuckle.
A flying escorts squirrel service?? I've been waiting so long for one of those!!
Rocky and Bullwinkle have fallen on some hard times.
Do you have sex with the squirrel escorts cuz that's hot
I live in sc.....I am a bit ashamed....
@SheWhoRidesHorses, I do too...:(
@DroopyPoopy, what part?
What don't you get? It's a bodyguard service for flying squirrels.
As someone who asked the the man if he sold live squirrels, I can confirm that he does not
*prank calls number posing as John Cena because why the fvck not that's why*
@Glorious Grapefruit, But how can they escort someone they can't see?
Where does the line start? Because I'll be taking 20!