Im never really expecting to get laid either but i still carry this condom from 2010
@salty joe, I can respect that level of commitment
@salty joe, keep in mind, they do expire. You might want to get a new one.
@salty joe, and when the time comes, you won't want to use it because you've formed an emotional attachment to it.
@salty joe, make sure you poke holes in it so it doesnt dry out from being old
@salty joe, like any firearm, car, or fire extinguishers, you need to practice proper maintenance. Get a new condom. Unless you want to give up your dreams on a kid who will likely OD on heroin.
@SirLordKraftDinner, whoa. Dark.
As much as I agree with this, it's not really funny.
@ThePandaPool , And that is why it is on uncut. To be judged.
@The Flame War,
Juror 1: We the jury find this picture unfunny but relatable.
@ThePandaPool , you know what, In all reality I never felt like I needed one, but when you tow for the police for 5 years And you get called out at 3 am because a guy stole a car ditched it in a ally way and they are Pursuing him on foot yet to find him and you gotta load up a car with no one around you sure ass hell are gonna wanna have something at your waist line
@DrSin, honestly, the day I saw on the news about a guy down by nyc cut off a biker and like 20 of them followed him, pulled him out of the car, and beat the shjt out of him, I decided I would carry a 45 regularly.
@ThePandaPool , I do 9mm hollow point, because 1 easier to manage recoil, 2 shot for shot I can control it better, compact 9 feels better than compact 45, cheaper ammo, and still gonna stop you just leave less of a hole but big enough to stop just about anyone, not gonna lie, probably shouldn’t have pull it out a couple times but I don’t care about you, I’m making it home tonight you shouldn’t be near me at a late hour,
@DrSin, personally I handle a 45 easier. It doesn't have the same kind of snap and barrel flip. I dont have big hands, and my XDs 45 is quite comfortable. I tend to carry my first round as snake shot and the rest are Hornady Critical Duty. If your pistol can handle the extra powder, I highly recommend them.
@ThePandaPool , I do have higher caliber guns but my compact 9mm is just perfect, I can shoot very well with a .40 and 45 but multiple rounds I’m way better with a 9mm, and I have a shatter round at every other round, cabelas has been selling some crazy self defense ammo, like a shotgun round with a rifle round in the middle surrounded by steel balls,
Like what are you trying to stop ??? , ps I see you are a Springfield fan good choice
@DrSin, I'm not a diehard fan of any brand honestly. I do love both of my Springfields though. The xds and my Garand, but my collection is all over the place. My wife however is obsessed with Glock...
@DrSin, and I'm with you on the home defence stuff. You shouldn't want anything that will travel through your walls and hit a bystander.
@ThePandaPool , ugh your wife needs better taste I hate my glock, Australia 17, can’t seem to like it, I have ruger, S&W, Stoger, and HNK, newest expensive but super nice gun, I enjoy having em and going to the range, but good to know panda pool likes guns
@DrSin, yea. A big fan of semi auto rifles. My wife is the one into the pistols. Just built my first AR10 a few weeks ago.
@ThePandaPool , I been wanting to do such a thing, but housing in my state is so high I’m spending most of it on house payment, but if it crashes I’ll have some extra cash to build my first AR
@DrSin, lol. I hear that. Ny is so tough that I needed to buy a house that was totally gutted, and I am working from bare studs, and doing it all myself. It's the only way i can afford it.
@ThePandaPool , CO, we had weed, so everyone flocked here, as stated, a house I wanted back 5 years ago was 149k, now it’s selling for 270k like what a fücking jump, I need a little more room and I want out this 2 bedroom house, I might get a townhome rent this out and then when housing crashes buy a bigger house but I feel the pain of NY budgeting
@DrSin, I had to buy this on auction for 140, and I'm putting roughly 60k into it to finish it along with weeks of work.
I too win arguments with false equivalency.
@DrSin, I love my .45, but you’re right about 9mm. That’s why I bought a Glock 19C
@Osama bin Dead, I can’t do glock I suck with them aim wise
@DrSin, I understand, they’re tricky but accurate
@Osama bin Dead, ruger sr9, favorite off all my guns, HNK 45 expensive ass hell but my god the grip the way it fires and slides ugh my dick gets hard
@DrSin, see I can’t relate, I’m a Glock man, they’re all I’ve ever owned. Glock 19, 21, and 23. The Arex Rex Zero 1 has caught my eye, sexy but expensive. I believe one of their handguns can hold up to 27 rounds, give or take
@Osama bin Dead, holy crap that thing is amazing, 17 +1, compact is 15 +1, I never seen this model but it looks super nice, and it’s sturdy ass hell looking ... ot only that but it’s 600$ that’s really good for the quality model and it’s almost like sig which is priced at 1,000
@DrSin, damn right, and their tactical version has a 20+1 capacity. That’s insane. Less mags you need to carry and more shots on target. This beauty makes me hard as my Glocks
@Osama bin Dead, if I hadn’t bought the this HNK in December i would buy this Rex Zero 1 like tonight
@DrSin, looks like we need to start saving up. I might even sell one of my Glocks, as painful as it is, to help pay for one of these beauties
@Osama bin Dead, Australia 17 glock, .40 s&w to be sold, I’ll keep my 45 and 9mm and buy this ha ha
@DrSin, lol. If you do buy, let me know how you like it. I’m seriously considering buying one of their 9mm
@DrSin, lol. If you do buy it, let me know how you like it. I’m seriously considering buying one of their 9mm
@Osama bin Dead, I will let you know if the housing market let’s me, right now it’s horrible so I’m saving more cash, but it the bubble pits cheaper housing and more guns
@DrSin, I feel ya, it’s a sad day when we have no cash laying around for that sexy gun
If I remember correctly, they need to be periodically tested. Like a regulation (a government one) . So that it’s still useable. & in businesses they are required, & checked by gov
@Monter408, in a business, yes. But I know my gun wont leak pressure because it's not a pressurized tank
@Monter408, but that's only required when it's being utilized in commercial or public spaces. When privately owned, there are no such inspection requirements.
If you’re not expecting to be attacked, you’ve given the enemy the upper hand
Who pulls a gun like that?
@troubled panda, Yeah, a floppy nylon BS holster, inside the waistband, cross draw? And you don't even bother to clear your cover garment properly? No thanks!
Don't mind me, just waiting for the dumpster fire
pretty hard to accidentally kill someone with a fire extinguisher........
I feel like this comparison doesn't really work
@nair kid, Why do you feel that?
@nair kid, how so, makes sense to me.
@nair kid, I mean, it makes sense to me. Not a funny picture by any means, but the logic is sound. Both a fire and a fight are unexpected situations to find oneself in. An extinguisher is good for stopping the fire and a gun is good for (at least) stopping the fight.
@DandyZombie35, @The Flame War, well guns are used to 'protect' people from people with guns. It's more like fighting fire with fire, rather fighting fire with a fire extinguisher ya know?
@nair kid, I'm sorry, but that's not necessarily true, even most of the time. Guns are often used to "level the playing field" so to speak. The point of guns isn't to fight other people with guns, but usually to give someone who is at an extreme disadvantage, either physically or situaionally (say a small man or woman getting mugged) some advantage. You can't expect a small woman getting mugged by a group of large assailants to simply fight back with pepper spray, but the threat of a gun is a real deterrent. The man who is getting his home broken into can suddenly be on an equal playing field with the robbers breaking into his home.
@nair kid, Also fire is ABSOLUTELY fought with fire in some situations. Controlled burns save lives.
@DandyZombie35, my point exactly guns are used to level the playing field, but aren't a clear cut solution. I'm just saying there's a clear answer when it come to fighting fires, but in other situation where a gun is a potential answer it always depends on the situation
@nair kid, you are thinking about this the wrong way, having the anticipation to prevent fire damage due to an unexpected event is called being ready for anything, having a gun to make sure you don’t get hurt and walk away from probably shïtty situation isn’t about having a leveled playing field, as owner I don’t carry a gun to even the playing field vs an average person, no I carry because if you try to commit a crime against me I am safe, I’m not a small cowardly person, but also I don’t look for trouble, if the situation is getting tense walk away, why try and escalate it
@nair kid, if it doesn’t make sense to you it’s because you’re adding more to it when you think about it. Gun helps protect you in the event if an attack. Fire extinguisher helps protect you in the event of a fire. A person could have both so that they are prepared in the event they need them. It’s that simple. If it still doesnt make sense when thinking about it from a most basic situation. Then you’re confusing yourself by adding unnecessary things to it.
Its like car insurance. People have to have it in the event they are in an accident. They don’t get in their car and expect to crash when they drive every time.
I don’t carry a fire extinguisher, do you?
@lemongrenade, yes I have one in my Jeep
@Droppaduse, same. My Jeep has a nice fat red can
@Droppaduse, says a lot more about jeeps than it does about you lol
I know I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion by all you prissy gun toters but I will never support the current state of American gun laws
@RollingInD1ck, what's wrong with the laws?
@Jeremy Williams, there's too many
@RollingInD1ck, I don’t think you truly understand how blessed of a right it is
@Jeremy Williams, that people are allowed guns
@RollingInD1ck, why's that a problem?
@punsnipermark6, there are millions of guns in my state. We have the lowest homicide rate in the country. Number of guns hardly seems to be a problem here
@Jeremy Williams, he would rather us be rounded up like livestock than have a society of purple that can defend themselves.
@punsnipermark6, what is a society of purple?
@RollingInD1ck, that would be called a typo, don't worry, we'll wait for you to catch up.
@punsnipermark6, oh people, cheers mate. Thought it might be some gun slinger jargon
@RollingInD1ck, "cheers mate" are you British? 😄 didn't y'all try to take our guns once already? How did that go?
@punsnipermark6, honestly I’m not sure what you’re referencing but I assume you’re going down the lines of you beat some other country in a war. If that is where you were going I don’t really care, I view bragging about winning wars in the same light as bragging about getting drunk or high every weekend. Like whoopdie doo you’re the best at a bad thing.
@RollingInD1ck, y'all started it. All I see is that you can't address my original
@punsnipermark6, what do you mean by your original? Are talking about where you said there’s too many gun laws? Because I didn’t really feel like there was much to say about that. Or was it the rounded up like livestock thing? Because I don’t know what you’re getting at there and felt like a dead end conversation so I ignored it. Or is it asking if I’m British? I am not. I’m from New Zealand.
@RollingInD1ck, 😆 wow because that's just so much better. You clearly don't know much about Americans, what we care about or what we are willing to fight for. Maybe just keep the Soviet ideas to yourself?
@punsnipermark6, not sure what Soviet ideas you’re talking about but as long are people dying I’m gonna speak out
@RollingInD1ck, complete gun control was one of the things Marx used to gain complete control over a group of people. Convinced people that it was for their safety. But more people die every year from heart disease than guns, so why don't you go boycott a McDonald's?
@punsnipermark6, interesting, but that’s not my idea. Sure more people die from heart disease than guns but people still die from guns. If ten people die of heart disease and four die from guns that’s 14 dead. If ten die of heart disease and zero by guns that ten dead.
@RollingInD1ck, what you'll end up with is ten died from heart disease and twenty died in an internment camp because they couldn't fight back. Look at the history of gun control and you'll see that once a society is disarmed, the government doesn't care what they want, and can do whatever they want to them.
I'd like to see you accidentally burn someone's house down with a fire extinguisher
@cptcredible, thats not what the point of this is. But ok.
Person is walking carrying fire extinguisher they just bought. They trip and fall. While throwing their hands out. The fire extinguisher flys knocking over their charcoal grill on the deck. They person comes to moments later only to find their deck has caught fire and had become too large for the fire extinguisher to put the fire out. House burns down on accident due to a fire extequisher.
I’m not expecting to have sex, but I still have twenty dollars.