Same thing i do when i wake up as my typical sex, masturbate
@dj evolve fan club, oh shít.
@dj evolve fan club, go work at a strip club … fix that problem right up
@dj evolve fan club, that’s only 77% as funny as it really could have been
@dj evolve fan club, but get free drinks
@dj evolve fan club, If that was true, it would be funny. Unless you were being sarcastic?
Girls would pee on everything. That's the answer every girl I've known has given.
Well, first thing anyone biologically would have to try is peeing.
Look in the mirror. My plans will deviate into two paths from there depending if I’m hot or not. If I’m hot, I’m getting some inexpensive but still nice clothes and condoms, and I’m hitting the town. Gonna find someone to ride. Tell them to fück me like I owe them money and they are taking it back with my body.
But if it turns out I’m ugly, my day wouldn’t change. I mean, other than I’d have to wear a shirt around the house now. Because I live with my partners still and they wouldn’t wanna see that.
But more than anything, I’ll be happy if I’m shorter than 5’7. I don’t like that I’m tall. I’m not super tall, but I just feel like I’m supposed to be shorter.
@AceWolf456, You feel like you're supposed to be shorter? Well if that's how you feel, then you have every right to be it. You are what today's world would call "trans-stature". Sure you're 6'3", but you feel 5'6" and you have every right to be labeled as such. From now on I will call you "my friend the 5'6" guy/girl".
meme answered the question
Time to try lesbian sex
Go back to sleep
separate my boobs so I can see my d!ck better
You know when you get pruned fingers from swimming for to long? That all day no need to stop playing with my new toy.
Wonder what the hell happened while hiding from my dog who will be unlikely to recognize me and will attack this stranger
I would play with my new dick and stick it in everything!
@Cunt of Monte Cristo, I highly recommend NOT sticking it in "everything" like I highly recommend NOT sticking it in a bee hive or a stump or the boiling water in the pasta pot etc
Well, first thing I'd biologically have to try is peeing.
After that, it'd depend on if everyone recognized me.
If so, I'd want to go see one or two people...
If not, there's one other person I'd want to go "introduce" myself to.