"The whistles go WOOO WOOO"
@Michael Fassbender, they are gonna destroy Bubb Rubb's car! What kind of lowlife person would threaten him like that?
@gettinitfosho, They're not gonna destroy it, they're gonna harmn it. But who really knows what that could mean.
@Michael Fassbender, I heard the call, am I needed?
@Michael Fassbender, WHISTLE TIPS
HEY I LEFT THIS ON MY NEIGHBORS CAR!!
I'm copying this and putting it on every super loud motorcycle that drives through my neighborhood.
@Glazed Donut, motorcycles are only loud so that drivers know that they are there and don't hit them because motorcycles usually wind up in a car's blind spot. So if the motorcycle is in the blind spot and the car goes to change lanes or something, the motorcycle will get hit. The noise, while it can be obnoxious sometimes, saves a lot of motorcycle drivers.
@David Tennants hair, loud pipes save lives.
@truck norris, Right... Because nobody drives while on the phone or with their music blaring...
Why is that guy threatening to harm Ned?
@Fred In New Mexico, harmn*
@Fred In New Mexico, harmn *
"Wow, your car sounds great, but the thing on the back still says it's a Honda Civic... Oh and the black paint on your hub caps kinda rubs off. You might want to Plastidip it a bit better next time..."
@Ron Freaking Swanson, plasti dip is the most magical substance known to man, I just got done doing a bunch on my truck with it
@Mashed Potatoes, Did the bumpers on my Duster to help cover some of the rusty areas, gave it a much more ominous look. Car restoration on a budget is very challenging.
Dat's only in da mownin...you supposed to be up makin breakfast.
Karkat, is that you?
Well, I just got a new '97 F-250 diesel that makes less noise than my '96 dodge 1500. It helps that the ford has its entire exhaust pipe thought. My dodges rusted off.
I need a new belt in my car so it makes a really loud noise when I start it up. After a minute it stops, but you know I have rent, bills, groceries, and gas I have to pay for, but don't worry. I'll get the minor noise you hear for a brief moment of you day fixed asap. You got next month's insurance bill so I can get it fixed? No? Then deal with it fvck face.
Read it in Morgan Freeman's voice.
23 July 2014 #23July2014
Don't listen to them car! You can make noises if you want to, don't let haters bring you down!
HEY FVCK FACE. ITS 'HARMED'
Watch out. We've got a badass over here.
*Uses paper as 5th grade grammar correction work sheet* extra credit if you find repetition
*becomes grammar nazi* HARMED! You better fix this mistake NOW if you don't want to be!
@ImAFvckingDog, that's a spelling error. Writing your self instead of yourself is a grammar error.
@ImAFvckingDog, You are wrong! His last name is Harmn and when he beats someone up he says he Harmned them. Duh. Get it together, Grammar Nazi.
@Conman33, do I look dumb enough to trust a conman? * crosses fingers and hopes my mistake is overlooked*