"Well I can eat a whole pizza in one sittint"
@K1lgore, close enough *upvote*
@K1lgore, sitting* goddamm typo ruining the funny
@K1lgore, how big a pizza?
@K1lgore, ill take "top comments" for $400, bob.
@K1lgore, well I can eat captain crunch without milk.
@K1lgore, I read this as I have a whole pizza sitting shotgun with my gf in the back
I can... Oh I can't do anything
@uglybus , pfft, that's easy I'll go do it now!
So I'm impaled on a white fence please help
@uglybus , you can type coherent sentences, that's something a lot of people on the internet can't do.
@Cmnder Shepard, Thanks you!
@uglybus , I r is happy !
"So far, we're very impressed. Now if you can just make some grass explode behind you, you can officially consider yourself a power ranger."
@Mike Oxhuge, directed by Michael Bay
Do try this at home kids!
Well I made it to my car without stopping for a breath.
No matter how athletic you think you are, there's always a black person who is more athletic than you are
Anyone still taking reverse this request???
"Babe come over"
"I can't, Angel Grove is under attack"
"My parents aren't home..."
I... Idk what I was expecting. So I approve. Vote him for leader of stuff.
Was expecting dickbutt...
Now he fvck your bjtch
I was waiting for a nutshot...
Oh he de....oh nope
@zac bagans, Upvote for the username. 👍🏼
@Rook, thank you!
I wonder how many times he practiced that and how did the first try go?
For a second there I thought he was gonna keep going and cartwheel up the 2nd building.
New spiderman lookin good
Black people man..
I can fall off a roof too..just not that well
You know what he's on his way to steal
That's why Donold Glover should have been the new spider man.
With balls like these, you never stood a chance.
Well I can........I can.......
He's dead. Nope. He's dead. Nope. He's dead. Nope. He's dead. NOPE! Wow bravo sir!
It was at this moment that Nathan new, he fv- oh wait he did it.
You spin me right round...