Should've used the poop knife.
Their houses always had the worst water pressure
Weak. I’ll happily go 12 hours or more with no bathroom break if it means not having to use a bathroom that I don’t personally own.
I don't have that problem when people come to my house. Got that power flush.
Reach down and turn off the water that is fed into the toilet
Just ask your homie for the plunger, don’t make them do it
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