"Oh, look at that, I've been impaled."
Why is it all of the fake news happens in Florida?
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, Florida is a mystical land and their people are wretched and vile with tendencies to do unexplainable acts of self harm. Never go there unless you wanna die a queer death
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, their police reports have some law that makes them more public than most states, so news sites can just look at the list of stuff that happened and talk about the most interesting stories
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, I go to university near that city. So all I can tell you is that it's hillbillies in a swamp.
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, this isn't a fake one it happened near me in plant city.
oh I just realized it says plant city in the article.
As a Florida resident who lives 30 minutes or less from Plant City...this couldn't describe the place any more perfectly...
Didn't he know you're always supposed to hold a knife upside down?
Well that was pretty pointless.
Oh the iron-e
This story was a "420" fail recently
"Well, that was easy" - Florida police
Florida Man at it again I see.
Hey I live near plant city
Some how I've maintained my sanity in Florida..... Well for the most part
Dr. Evil quotes "Self impaled"
HOHOHO KARMA HIJO DE PUTA
Why is the picture of Lowe's taken so far away?
"Police day" 🤔
That's a cutting edge theft right there, I bet he's had quite the criminal knife to even think about slicing open a burglary of that caliber.
You tried :/