Iran sends death threats, US sends reports of Florida man.
@Samblob, that’s an amazing idea! Take these men, give them their weapons (by that I mean drugs), tell them they get a month off their sentence for every ear they bring back. Get enough ears and you’re pardoned! Also this is totally unsanctioned, so if you’re captured you’re alone! Have fun!
@AceWolf456, if war breaks out today and we do this it'll be over by Monday at the latest.
@AceWolf456, I agree with u but instead of ears it should be scalps
They sure know how to have a blast in Florida
@seeUpee, i know considering my dad blasted up your guts in florida
@almightysamuel, but I thought y’all are from Alabama since family love is okay
@almightysamuel, that doesn’t sound sexual, sounds like something a hick says to a city folk while holding a shotgun
Is the next super solider in the deep woods of Florida?
He bit a dog though, that's kind of sad!
Maybe they should make him the attack dog
Why is no one making a comic about Florida-Man?
This is why I could never be a cop.