Lt. Dan got some new legs, it seems.
How the fvck are they going to charge someone with murder that can't function on their own? Seriously did he just flop them to death?
@Pimpmobile, He lost his limbs, but gained laser eyes.
@Pimpmobile, no, see he had an operation so he looks like darth vader now, he choked then to death
@Pimpmobile, killed people with his penus
@Pimpmobile, my guess is that he didn't lose all of his arms and so had a plastic forearm with a movable claw on the end much like in the new metal gear game
@Pimpmobile, so just because someone is different means they can avoid the laws?
@Pimpmobile, I spit out my drink....
@Pimpmobile, never underestimate the power of splash
@Pimpmobile, it's called astroprojection. *x files music starts playing* it's the manifestation of one's consciousness in the physical dimensions. (No really exact same thing on the x files S3 E5... not sure about the episode, it's about the quadruple army man in the army hospital)
@Pimpmobile, "involvement" in a double murder, he could have orchestrated it or been a witness or anything
@Pimpmobile, his arms were not blown off they were blown in... TO HIS MIND! MIND QUAD
@GeeGeesus, yes XD
He's got them stumped
ORLANDO, Fla. -- Police in Florida are looking for a man with no legs, hands and parts of his arms to question him about the murder of his parents.
Police named Sean Petrozzino, 30, as a "person of interest" but not an official suspect in the double murder of his parents, Nancy and Michael Petrozzino.
His parents were found shot to death at their home Tuesday morning, WFTV-TV reports. Police made the discovery when his mother didn't show up for work as a school teacher. His father was a Walt Disney World cast member, the Orlando Sentinel reports.
Petrozzino lost his legs and hands due to bacterial meningitis when he was a teen, WFTV reports. Doctors were forced to amputate both his arms and legs. Students at his high school raised money to help pay the medical bills for his 13 surgeries. He now has two prosthetic legs.
Petrozzino was last seen on an ATM surveillance camera Tuesday morning leaving in a 2012 red Toyota Camry. Police consider him armed and dangerous.
A prosthetics expert told the Orlando Sentinel people without hands still have the ability to fire weapons without special devices.
@MrWonka, thank you kind sir for saving me a trip to Google
This reminds me of that random skit on American dad about the quadruped whose "legs were blown into his mind" turning him into Mind Quad
Damn Florida man
Wrongfully Accused starting Leslie Nielsen. Watch it. Watch it now
He's definitely going to get sentenced to prison when he goes to court. He doesn't have a leg to stand on
What is he going to do bleed on me?
Clearly none of you are very well informed about the age-old art of no limbs. http://media.giphy.com/media/EMjRFsqDWFhjG/giphy.gif http://i.imgur.com/0fbbLrx.gif
Hey i know him!! His name is Matt
Florida Man'd neighbor
How the fvck is he armed
Well he got ahead that's all we know for now
Anyone else watch Machinima's ETC News? This is reinforcing their view of Florida.
I don't know how to deal with this
They've been waiting forever to use this one