Tip on who to marry
"Sir, please stop fornicating with your pizza, this is a family establishment"
@Abusive Breasts, wanna hear the worst joke in the world?
What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?
@Snarfel Burger, you don't have a pizza sitting in your refrigerator?
@Abusive Breasts, very close!
You don't screw a pizza before you eat it!
I'll be seeing you all in hell...
@Abusive Breasts, I feel like the next picture answers your comment
@Abusive Breasts, "Not with those freaky robots it's not!"
*Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria*
Can I just marry my food?
@The Handlebar , only if you are a cannibal
@The Handlebar , we don't accept foodmosexuals in here
Kinda related story: my boyfriend of 2 years lives with me since like 3-4 months and I don't understand how some people can say it's not fun to live with your S.O, I mean, everyday, it's like my best friend and I have a sleepover, every day it feels like a little party with him, it's not always happy but in general it's totally worth it with the right person. (Sorry for the long comment I just wanted to tell my cheesy story)
@fruflow, either way i am not seeing the happy side. Man...it sucks
"And make sure it's actually your food."
I feel nothing
I'll marry a waiter. Got it.
"Mmmm I want to eat you from the outside so I can work my way in."
This isn't what I ordered.