This made me unreasonably happy
@GreenDayGirl, there is nothing unreasonable about being happy with this diet chart.
Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
I just rewatched the finale and I’m so emotional
That does NOT look like all the bacon and eggs you have.
Never half a$$ two things - whole a$$ one thing
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.