What kind of shìtty Tattoo artist inks someone while they're drunk?
@Anna of ArendelIe, seriously though. You should have to pass a breathalyzer test before getting a tattoo. But tattoo shops want the money so they don't turn down drunk customers.
@Anna of ArendelIe, One day, I plan to go out with few of my friends to find some unconscious drunk men on the street and tattoo "slut" on their lower backs.
@Anna of ArendelIe, for real, they should at least just do it in non permanent ink, and if they decide they still want it when the sober up, they can get it done for real
@Anna of ArendelIe, most good places will have you sign a waiver saying you are sober. Not that you actually have to be to sign it, but they won't work on you if you are clearly drunk. Source: have tattoos
@Anna of ArendelIe, The one who inked Bryan Cranston
I've had tequila, now who wants sex?
@spidermanundies, accidentally down voted you, sorry. :(
@Anna of ArendelIe, it's alright
@spidermanundies, orgy party!
I have a story you guys might hate but im really happy so hear me out... to begin i am an attractive male who has been on plenty of dates however i had the guts to ask out a girl I had liked for a while however she ended up standing me up (because her ex-boyfriend was going to take her back) i was depressed and face down on the table then the waiter asked me what was wrong and he gave me a little tip on where my night could get better this took me to a highschool party where i saw her (she did not see me) i was depressed again but then a hot girl asked me what was wrong, i told her what happened and she told me she was gunna help me and she flirted with the ex boyfriend and got him to kiss her... well this made the girl who stood me up really mad she ran out the door then the girl i met at the party turned down the ex boyfriend and we ended up going on the date i had planned... we are going out again tuesday!
@Jack Meoff, long posts like this should be downed. TLDR
@Black Lagoon, so should copyrighted ideas
@Jack Meoff, I don't know man. I wouldn't want to date a girl who turned me down for her ex boyfriend. She may date you for now, but she may go back to her ex later. You sound like a decent fellow. I'm sure you can find a better girl.
@JMK7790, he is going on a date with the girl that helped him, not the hag.
@JMK7790, no the girl i met at the party is who i am dating
@Jack Meoff, oh, umm.. I knew that. Great choice btw.
Welp, it 1:35 AM and I can't sleep. Better get on FunnyPics and eat some Pop Tarts.
Of course, it's in Canada.
@CRS10114, where else
This is for you Rob Ford!
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@Black Lagoon, one time too many my friend
@Black Lagoon, stop that
@Black Lagoon, Someone did something and got upvoted! If I do the exact same thing I'll get upvotes too, right? Wrong.
@No sjit, still top comment at -5 smd
@Black Lagoon, It's okay *pats back* we all mess up sometimes
@Your Grandmas Tits, not done yet, ima attract some more hate #concealdontfeel
@Black Lagoon, ay whatever makes you happy, man.
@Your Grandmas Tits, it does, i laughed my ass off so its all good
@Black Lagoon, I know a "first" troll so yeah I understand, I don't care much personally, I never really downvote anyone so yeah it's whatever.
@Your Grandmas Tits, I never really mind trolls it's always nice to give a good ol down vote.
7 October 2014 #7October2014 #October2014
Pam is my mother's name! 😳
@Elphaba Thropp, Pam thropp?
You and tequila made me crazy
HEY! Follow me on twitter @zeldamothrfückr
@Princess Zelda, okay
Too bad tattoo removal is incredibly expensive and it might not erase it as perfectly as you thought... I know this first hand... through my hand clicking the mouse on a link to an article about it on the Internet
When you're all alone at new updates.
@1960s Spiderman, while nobody was aware of an update, you where probably just masturbating
Nice job Toronto..... Reeeeeeeeal nice