"Wow you were quick"
I guess you could say he was.... playing with himself
@TheFappening, your name brings back good times
Plot twist: they're conjoined twins and he's just an asshole
Story of my life
Me when I wake up with morning wood
Man, that snake is getting so much tail.
This is ssssssssad
Me and my right hand.
Awww buddy it's ok. Bear Grylls will come by soon and eat you. You won't have to deal with the crushing depression of your loneliness any more