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@Metzger, oh hello my love
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@Metzger, Ohhh you're exotic *winks* but I totally understand because I stutter alot
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@the procrastinator, oh, really now? *says "Giggity?" with confused face*
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@Your Grandmas Tits, haha, *winks back* I've never had a stutter problem, but once in a while a lisp comes out of nowhere, & I don't even have a lisp. I think it's my brains way of overcompensating for my old accent, kind of like it tries to correct itself mid-word, if that makes any sense.
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@Metzger, What kind of accent?
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@Your Grandmas Tits, Deutsch
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@Metzger, That's awsome
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@Metzger, I understand, but while you're at it, don't feed the kiddies who are obsessed with "foreign" people either. Because they only talk to you because you're from a different country, they're not friends worth having. They're shallow.
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@Sa1ntsFlow, perhaps (s)he's foreign too, or not, either way, that's no reason to call anyone "shallow" -but alright.....
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@Your Grandmas Tits, :Danke
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@Metzger, What does that mean, pen!s?
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@Sa1ntsFlow, I would consider myself friends with Metzger before I knew she was not from America. I thought that was cool because her english is so good I would have never guess english wasn't her first language.
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@Sa1ntsFlow, If you need a further explaination call me at 1900-Mix-Alot
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@Metzger, That statement was actually very open-ended and not aimed at anyone here, but you're bound to meet someone like that, there are a lot of them. Either way, you don't need to explain anything to me.
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@Metzger, where are you from? I'm Argentine.
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@Sa1ntsFlow, that's funny you say it wasn't directed at anyone in particular, when you clearly said that right after a couple of "flirty" comments to me. So instead of going on a tangent trying to call your bluff, I'll just say, STFU DOWNVOTE TROLL, YOU'VE DOWNVOTED OVER 45 TIMES IN THE LAST 20 MINUTES, GET A LIFE!!!
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@Yourfavoritemartian, Holland
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@Metzger, Now he's trying to get people to down vote me because he's pissed off. Guess I unintentionally hit a big nerve. C'mon community.
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@Sa1ntsFlow, sorry, the community doesn't like downvote trolls like yourself, so nice try. & it's "Miss" by the way
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@Metzger, oh don't worry I wasn't worried about the community or your gender. I downvoted comments that I didn't like. That's what it's for.
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@Sa1ntsFlow, another one in denial, classic
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@Your Grandmas Tits, :Danke sehr viel for the thoughtful words. "Danke" means "Thanks" ; "Danke sehr viel" means "Thank You very much" & "Schwanz" means "Cock" lmao
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@Metzger, Denial of what? What are you even talking about?
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@Sa1ntsFlow, I could ask you the same question
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@Metzger, Yeah. You could, I guess, sure. I honestly am too tired to figure it out anyway.
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@Metzger, wait... you are both foreign.. AND not a dude?? You and I have had so many conversations on this app!! I always just assumed you were a dude!?!? What the heck man!?! Can you just pretend to be a guy... because I dont even know how to talk to you now!?! Or umm... yeah I dont even know... im bewildered....
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@The Lone Guppy, HAHAHA! It's understandable, I'm frequently mistaken for a man, because I tend to talk like one & fancy the same things. This reminds me of Multiple personality, one time he said, "No, just NO! No homo, bro!!" I was dying laughing inside, but I let him think I was a dude for another month or so
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@Sa1ntsFlow, thank goodness, because that convo was giving me a small aneurysm
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@Metzger, I just always think of one of santas reindeer when I read your name... and all his deer are boys... jeesh!!! I feel... I feel so weird... like... my life on this app is a lie! You are one of my favorites!!! Now you are less relatable!! Man... I feel like I have to flirt with you and stuff now... we had such a beautiful thing.. and now its all ruined by your vagina and boobs!!! :,( hahaha
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@The Lone Guppy, ahhh, damn, no need to feel awkward, & don't feel obligated to flirt unless you want to. I feel special now that I was one of someones favourites :) & my name translates to Butcher, so it doesn't remind me of any of Santa's reindeer, lmao.
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@Metzger, well I didnt know it was a word. If I knew you were foreign from the start I would have had an idea right away... and German right? Thats like the hottest accent from a girl!!!! I...I...umm...I ride a motorcycle and have an extra helmet ;) hahahaha
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@The Lone Guppy, yes, Deutsch. Motorcycle you say, eh? What make & model?
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@Metzger, haha its a 1985 suzuki madura 1200 with a v4, 0-60 in under 3 sec.
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@The Lone Guppy, ahhh, that's cool, & it's built for two people, how nice :D
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@Metzger, yeah!! Im not too into 1 seaters :P
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@The Lone Guppy, I've been on plenty of one-seaters, & they always give me the urge to hold on for dear life, which isn't the best of experiences
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@Metzger, well I just want my passanger to feel safe and or atleast comfortable. I know it can be scary on the back. I dont want them to stress to much! :D
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@The Lone Guppy, exactly, it's supposed to be fun and /or a thrill
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@Metzger, yeah, and honestly.. if you are a passanger it is weird enough as it is. But being the driver is the best feeling of freedom. So whatever that can be done to make it the same feeling to the passanger should be done.
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@Metzger, Well that escalated quickly
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@Your Grandmas Tits, lmao, yes indeed!
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@Your Grandmas Tits, wait, what did, this convo, or my comment earlier?
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@The Lone Guppy, I agree ;)
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@Metzger, hahahaha my name is Trace and I have a black and white ish profile pic on facebook. You should try to find me :P
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@Metzger, The convo
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@Your Grandmas Tits, oh, it's too.late for me to comprehend everything
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@The Lone Guppy, I don't use the facebook, but I could still search you I guess. But, It's slightly hard to, when all you've got to go on is a first name. But I don't suggest you give out your full name on StuckPixel. I guess save all that for another time.
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@Metzger, its not a common enough name to need the last. Haha narrow it down to men with black and white ish profile pics, and anybody here can find me. I welcome it! I wanted to do that tomorrow actually. When more people are on
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@The Lone Guppy, I'll see what I can find. But right now, I'm too delerious from being awake too long, so I'm not going to attempt to search it just yet, because I'll be falling into deep sleep any minute now
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@Metzger, a kiss shall awaken you!... wont be my kiss probably. But A kiss will do it!! :P
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@The Lone Guppy, haha, I have no idea. I'll be so out that I could sleep thru a fire. ...great, now I'm nervous
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@Metzger, oooh nooo!!! I hope you just sleep through water or something!! :P
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@The Lone Guppy, yes, because there's no risks with being underwater :| Perhaps your lightning bolt would wake me up if I were to be in water. ....wait O.o
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@Metzger, well just give me the location and I will do it!! :P haha
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@The Lone Guppy, somewhere in The Gunshine State
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@The Lone Guppy, okay, my arm isn't cooperating with holding my phone anymore, I think this is a sign to put it down & pass out
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@Your Grandmas Tits, oh my god me too. A fellow stutterer. ❤️
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@Metzger, haha sweet dreams!
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@The Lone Guppy, :Danke! Likewise!
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@Metzger, also you are on the complete opposite corner of the states as me (discounting alaska/hawaii)
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@Metzger, Here in the US we speak English aint never heerd ov no American language
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@new username 1, HAHA! Well technically, the British speak "English," so I didn't want to offend any fellow Brits that may be reading :) But I'm sure aint none of them have time fo dat!
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@The Lone Guppy, you over in California or something?
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@Metzger, Evergreen state ;D
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@The Lone Guppy, oh, I was thinking way over there in the West the way you said that, but you're just a few states North. It must get pretty chilly up there though, I don't know how you can withstand that on a motorcycle, lol
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@Metzger, i actually didnt know you were foreign, you did a good job of learning english.
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@Solidus, Thank you very much. I've tried so hard over the years. & it pains me when someone pokes fun at my speech, because it's just a simple mispronunciation, not a wrong spelling or a made-up word.
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@Metzger, Can I tell you a seceret?
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@Your Grandmas Tits, I'm not sure if you can have "secrets" on StuckPixel, but sure, go ahead :)
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@Metzger, A very public secret
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@Your Grandmas Tits, haha, tell it then, if you want to
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@Metzger, *whispers* Brogle Man and I are dating don't tell anyone
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@Your Grandmas Tits, Broccoli & Tits, interesting combo, haha, your wedding shall be glorious
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@Metzger, im american and i still mispronounce words from time to time, its nothing that people should really be made fun of for. Its a common mistake
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@Solidus, I agree, it's a bit childish. Atleast I don't speak in Ebonics, no offense to anyone that does, but that grammar /spelling gives me small aneurysms every time O.o
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@Metzger, Thanks!
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@Your Grandmas Tits, no problem. I just pictured broccoli centerpieces with boob shaped lollipops stuck in them, lmao
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@Metzger, yeah ha i wouldnt be able to live with myself
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@Solidus, haha, me either
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@Metzger, People are douches about insignificant things by being snarky, and they just think they are being funny but they're not... v n v
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@Pong, some of them might be doing it in a joking manner, but others are doing it with ill intent similar to the mean girls back in school.
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@Metzger, wow I finally found you in the random section! Looks like you've got a couple not-so-secret admirers...
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@SWAT, haha, for once you found me in the randoms, allthough this was kinda recent from this past week.
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@Metzger, yea I know. But it was still from the random section so it counts. :) Anyway, when are you going to show me some recent photos?
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@SWAT, when are you going to show me some recent photos? Yes, I know the videos are somewhat current, but they are nowhere near as clear as a photo
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@Metzger, you're the one with my email address so that makes it difficult for me to send you photos first. Amirite?
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@SWAT, just saying....
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@Metzger, well, you send me some, then I'll have your email address and we can swap.
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@SWAT, a swat swap?
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@Metzger, HA! A swat swap! You're good at these. First, the swat squat, then swat swap! Ok my turn... the metzger... umm...
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@SWAT, would Butcher be easier to rhyme with?
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@Metzger, yes. But I'm still at a loss. I'll come up with something eventually.
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@SWAT, hmmm, I never thought about this. Great, now my brain wont give up on this for a day or so O.o
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@Metzger, haha ok let's double team this. Its going to have to be a near rhyme. I think you chose one of the like 5 words in the English language without a rhyming word. So something like, butcher moisture (that sounds quite arousing) or butcher beacher (based on the pictures of yourself you like so much, that's certainly arousing too).
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@SWAT, what about Buttcher? lol, it's late, I can't think straight
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@SWAT, holy f*ck, check this out, I have a new hater, www.funnyism.com/user/critika1
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@Metzger, not bad, not bad. I've got nothing better. Yes, it most certainly is late. I won't get home for another 4.5 hours too. :/
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@Metzger, hey reply that last one again. My notification disappeared and I don't know which picture it was a reply to. The one where you started off with "holy fvck..."
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@SWAT, um, Sir, it was the same picture you're looking at :|
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@Metzger, ah. So it is. Its late.
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@Metzger, haha wow. I wonder what his deal is.
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@SWAT, I posted something in rememberance of Joan Rivers, & he apparently was in favour of the other people that made a mockery of her in comments, & stooped as low as making a sh*tty comment about her aswell, & then trolled anything I said. It just baffles my mind how just a month ago when another comedian died, anything negative said against him was downvoted to hell, yet anything negative against her was upvoted. I can't fathom how & why people feel the need to speak ill of the dead, they're gone, leave them be....
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@Metzger, I know what you mean. I don't understand it either. Some people are just jerks.
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@SWAT, yes, indeed :(
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@Metzger, it's ok. Not everyone can be as cool as us. We the Kool kids klub. Kkk for short. Wait...
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@SWAT, Empire Knights, Unite!! .....wait
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@Metzger, I downvoted all of critika1's comments on the latest update just for you. :)
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@SWAT, ...........I think I just came
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@Metzger, wow. Is that all it takes? Talk about food and take vengeance for you. Man, you make it easy to get you feeling good.
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@Metzger, seriously, just thinking about making you cum woke up Billy. Yes, that is his name.
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@SWAT, Ben's Billy, how cute
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@SWAT, wait..... perhaps "cute" wasn't the right word to use in that sentence
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@Metzger, most certainly not! Try again!
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@SWAT, I don't know what to say, I haven't seen it before O.O
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@Metzger, perhaps if you... oh nevermind. Make something up!
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@SWAT, hold up, what the f*ck are you doing at work still? Do you have the graveyard shift?
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@Metzger, I do tonight. Wait. How do you know I'm at work? You watching me? I wouldn't put it past you. Afterall, you admitted to taking advantage of me while I slept so...
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@SWAT, lol, you said it earlier, I sometimes have delayed reactions
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@Metzger, oh. I don't remember saying I was at work.... hm.... I'm on to you... *gives you suspicious look*
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@SWAT, scroll up 23 comments :|
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@SWAT, anyway, so do you make videos often or occasionally?, just wondering
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@Metzger, hm. Again, you are right. I apparently really need to go to sleep. No, I actually have been wanting to make videos just because. But you gave me more reason to make them. I don't really have any subject matter in which to cover with my videos.
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@SWAT, oh, I can see how that may be a dilemma.
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@Metzger, yea. Turns out I'm really boring. So what are you still doing up at this ungodly hour? I'm at work. What's your excuse?
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@SWAT, my sleep schedule has been bedtime at dawn for years, it's been stuck that way since my first graveyard shift job. Also, I have insomnia & have a hard time sleeping alone in a room, I don't need to be right next to anyone, but if nobody else is in the room, I toss & turn for hours.
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@Metzger, wow. I was about to ask what you do all night, but then I thought, "dummy, obviously she goes on fp." Lol
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@SWAT, either that or count the popcorns on the ceiling
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@Metzger, that's horrible.
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@SWAT, tell me about it :/
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@SWAT, jeez, I randomly checked that nice post I made about Joan Rivers, thinking things would still be evened out like they kind of were by the end of last night, but no, someone went thru & upvoted everyone elses comments but downvoted all of mine, AGAIN. I just don't understand this, does nobody know how to read between the f*ckin lines?! lol, sorry, but the double standards some people have on here is irritating, & I had to briefly b!tch about it again, I'm done now, I think...
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@Metzger, I don't know. I read through all the comments. I see your point, I think it's generalized by saying Joan wasn't as loved by the public as joan, so it didn't hit people as hard. Except that jerk critika1. He can eat a dick. I'll admit, wiliams death was harder for me to accept than joan's, but that doesn't mean any of us should be speaking illfully about her. She was still a mother, aunt, and grandmother and was loved.
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@SWAT, I haven't been getting alerts all day, I have to keep randomly checking where I recently commented. Anyway, yeah, some people may find him or her unfunny, that's their opinion, but harsh insults are unecessary, & will not accomplish anything, but make the person who said it look unempathetic,immature, & ignorant. Thankfully, people cleaned up their acts & didn't post as harsh of things on the two pics of her recently, there were some sh*tty comments, but none of them disgusted me. I guess people got all the negativity out of their systems, on my post, lol
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@Metzger, well thats good.
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@SWAT, yes, indeed
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@SWAT, I was trying to figure out my passwords for a couple old emails, but to no avail. Also, not trying to come up with excuses, but I have to call yahoo customer service to help me login, & I never have luck on weekends with that, so I will try ASAP on Monday. I'd use the email connected to this username, but, I have never used it for anything, so nobody has it, & it's also tied to my phone, so I'd rather not. Monday :)
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@Metzger, ok sounds good! :)
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@Metzger, It seems like there is another FP relationship brewing *winks*
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@Your Grandmas Tits, hahaha, perhaps. But it's just a friends with benifits thing, nothing serious
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@Metzger, That's what they all say, haha well, have a nice time with your friend *winks again*
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@Your Grandmas Tits, *winks back* but it's true, because it's not like we live close...
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@Metzger, Brogle Man and I don't live close. We're a long distance thing but It's going great besides the distance.
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@Your Grandmas Tits, well, good for you two, best wishes, & props to you, but I myself, have never made out well by the end of a long-distance thing, it has always ended terribly :/
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@Metzger, Yeah, that's what I'm scared of but I'm going to do my best to make it work as long a possible despite being on opposite sides of the country. Thanks for the wishes though!
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@Your Grandmas Tits, No problem. The last one I had was a few years back, & the only way we made it work was to have VERY long phone conversations & atleast once a day get on the webcam together. But in the end it blew up in both our faces, when I let my sister answer the phone & she put it on speaker so I could hear how he really felt about me & it wasn't nice at all. Not all people are like that I'm sure, but it made me reconsider giving someone my devoted time like that ever again.
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@Metzger, Oh man, I'm sorry about that Miss Butcher. He and I Kik almost 24/7 and play Xbox with eachother all day if possible. I guess there is nothing else to do but be myself and hope it all works out in the long run!
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@Your Grandmas Tits, it sounds like you're having a good time with it, so I don't see it going very wrong in the future. You two seem like the type that if you did end it, it would be mutual on good terms & you would still remain friends
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@Metzger, Yeah, he's amazing though. I wish he made more comments because he is hilarious and very kind sometimes. But I don't want to talk about him too much.
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@Your Grandmas Tits, alright then, you guys have fun! :)
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@Metzger, Alright! Thanks friend!
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@SWAT, HAHAHA! someone just tried to correct me on my native language, yet he can't even speak English properly. Oh, the irony! I'm laughing so hard right now
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@Metzger, haha! That's awesome. I love making someone feel dumb when there trying to sound smart and have no idea I know exactly what I'm talking about.
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@SWAT, it's a really good feeling, isn't it?
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@Metzger, yes. I do that a lot when someone tries to tell me the law before they know I'm a cop. I'm also very into apologetics, which is defending the Christian faith. Like explaining my side on topics like evolution, the beginning of the world, dinosaurs, etc. I've done my homework. So I get into debates often and usually get the last word.
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@SWAT, okay, well, let's never get in a debate over Religion or Adam & Eve versus Evolution, it will not end well for either of us I think, haha. But yeah, I'm sure people try to preach the law to you all the time & you're over here like, "I am the law!" Anyway, the nerve of some people amazes me, I got my first upload on FunnyPics, then this douche is gonna try to rain on my parade, well not today!!
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@Metzger, nice! According to your page, you have several uploads. Is the one you're talking about the cartoon that starts, "I hate my generation"?
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@SWAT, yes, the others were on Demotivational
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@Metzger, oh. I see. Ok I'll read through.
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I know you guys hate sob stories, but this one has to be told. Today I lost a friend close to me. I knew her for 3 years and over that time we had many close experiences. She was the closest thing I've had to a friend and today she suffered damages that I fear are beyond repair and I don't know what to do. I'll miss you Beemo. (Btw I'm talking about my laptop and yes I named it Beemo) also it was an Alienware so she was really expensive, but none of that beats the sentimental value :'(
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@Malekorath, I mean I get you're joking and all and that's okay. I guess you're making fun of people that do this type of thing but some of those people really are just looking for someone to talk to and that cares. They actually are going through a difficult time. Well as long as they aren't lying. I for one don't care too much that you did it but for someone else that might be going through a hard time and then see something like this probably won't be too happy. Especially if they were thinking about posting about it. Just know that what you say could change someone's life. I don't mean with life or death. I mean with something as simple as a smile or frown. So make sure they remember you because of a smile and not a frown.
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@Prime Umbra, yeah, it didn't amuse me too much either, but hey, what can you do?
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@Metzger, hi there friend
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@Brogle man, hello there
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@Prime Umbra, yeah you're right man, and I'd like to apologize. It was late at night and my $1,400 laptop really did break on me so I was under a lot of stress so I had to vent it somehow and I guess I wasn't thinking clearly, so to anyone who may have been upset by my post, my sincerest apologies.
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Unless you have sprint. Unlimited data!!!
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Unrelated, but my family and I are going bowling. Wish us luck.
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@MrDimes, heh heh. I upvote this because of your later comment. Nice set up!
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I just got my wisdom teeth removed and this happened to me... I woke up with drool all over my pillow and 3 gigs of data wasted on Netflix... Sad sad day...
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I had to pay an extra 50 dollars once because of this
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Can't relate, have unlimited data. Which means unlimited funny pics anywhere, anytime!
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Bert & Ernie, the original Spongebob and Squidward.
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There are more comments that should be Facebook posts rather than comments related to the picture! Gotta stop this nonsense, I didn't come here to hear about someone's life!
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@The Antagonist, agreed
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@The Antagonist, before all my comments get hidden by downvotes, I just downvoted a lot of these unrelated comments.
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@The Antagonist, hey, there were comments related to this pic, & I posted mine on the bottom, thinking hardly anyone would notice it, I'm not the only one that does this...
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Especially with Netflix
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Or when you forgot to clear your history
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I used up like 40 percent of my data once from watching YouTube after class and didn't realize my Wi-Fi didn't connect.
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Anddddd theres my mobile bill
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Anyone else check to make sure they were connected to wifi
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I didn't know books were wifi compatible
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Don't matter. I gots unlimited data biatches!
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31 August 2014 #31August2014
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That moment after sex when you realize you didn't pull out
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I wouldn't know because I have unlimited Internet on AT&T
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when you find out Trix is still in fruit shapes but you can't see them anymore
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People turn it off?
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@Seriously, yep, if its on while you aren't connected to WiFi it will drain your battery
Jeez, some people can be so cruel when you accidentally mispronounce something, even taking it as far as laughing. Damn, excuse me for being foreign, but I'm going to mess up every now & then, that's just life. I've come far with the American language though, so atleast I can sleep easy at night knowing I tried & wasn't a complete douche about it in the process.