Imagine the static buildup on that cat. You go to pet it and get your heart reset
@GonMoose the Great, I once shocked my cat when I petted her. I’ve never seen anything look so betrayed.
Child... Let me go... Someone help me...
@A pet named Steve, *reaches for the pussy* *to help*
This must be actually frightening
... having a child to care for. I can barely take care of myself
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, you have NO IDEA
The ground was not meant to be this way humans!!!
Jane get me off this crazy thing
“Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!”
Kill me please
“Up, up, up, past the Russell Hotel, up up up up to the Heaviside layer…”
Either that is a tiny girl or a huge ass cat
That cat now knows how I felt whenever my big bro and his friends invited 4yo me to jump on the trampoline...
That cat is having the time of it's 9 lives.
Play kitty! PLAY! P L A Y.
Its a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Is that trampoline missing some springs?