Well this is a story all about how I became so freaking fast right now.
@Ray213, and I'd like to take a minute to relax unfurled and tell you how I got to be the fastest man in the world
@Sexy Homunculus, West Carribean, born and raised
In Jamaica is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, Maxin', Running so fast
Doing some laps back and forth on the track
@Dr Simon Acula, then a couple of guys said i run pretty good
@I Dexios Divine I, so i started running round my whole neighbourhood
I got in one little race and a scout was like "Damn!? N!gga do you know how fast you just ran?!"
@Sexy Homunculus, #bestcomments
Seinfeld music starts playing
I thought of Kuzco when I read this but it's probably not referring to Kuzco
@Lucifer Bodewig, thought the same.
When you already know
I am Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive
Cue animated short about Bolt made by Gatorade
*"life is unfair"*