Speaking of good boys, my son was born at 0052 EST today.
@SeelenVerKaufer , Congratulations!
@SeelenVerKaufer , woohoo! Gratz!
@SeelenVerKaufer , don't name it Eric
@SeelenVerKaufer , did you assume his gender? Reeeeeeeeee
@SeelenVerKaufer , Congratulations! Have you secured some cool usernames for him yet?
@SeelenVerKaufer , you better not have named him Todd
@SimonPetrikov, thank you
@Pyvin, thank you
@Donald Drumpf, lol no worries on that. 😆
@BigJohnson86, no assumptions here bud, he has a pecker and he loves boobs. That's my boy!
@ZohmB, lol never even gave that a thought... I may have to think of one and make that his middle name.
@18bluecat, I couldn't name him Todd, bud. I have an uncle that goes by that name, as well as a little brother with that name.
@SeelenVerKaufer , good. According to this, Todd is the name of jerks who make dogs sad
@18bluecat, oh my God, I didn't even pick that up. Lol
@SeelenVerKaufer , congratulations!!
@Wallace R West, thank you
@SeelenVerKaufer , if he’s gorgeous name him George
@SeelenVerKaufer , congrats! -]
@GorgeousGeorge , his name is Jonathon but... that was my second choice?
@Honaw Fierceclaw, thank you
@SeelenVerKaufer , my middle names John so I’ll allow it
@SeelenVerKaufer , I hear hippy is a hip new name, really rolls off the tongue.
@SeelenVerKaufer , congrats 🎉, now remember this (as a father of several teenagers) in about 12 years he will think you are his personal chauffeur. Tell him no, ask your friends for a ride. Just prepping you brother. Also congrats again!
Is that a threat?
Or a promise?
@A Math Dealer, I have a feeling John Wick runs that twitter page...
I will set a pack of wild assault doggos upon your ass Todd!
He’s a good boy Todd!
I sympathize with both of these so hard right now. My dogs ate the fvcking insulation on the air conditioner chill water line and destroyed the wiring. I had to punish them but they kept coming up to kiss me while I redid the wiring so I couldn’t stay mad.
"So... I'm not a good boy?"