Sometimes when I lay in bad I like to sniff my farts
Yeah, I take off my shirt to decrease the tension.
@MisterNesbit, I just take off my shirt cause I like to be NASTY.
@MisterNesbit, maybe she's yelling at him because you shave your shirt off.
@MisterNesbit, beat me to it :(
@MisterNesbit, plot twist: my shirt was never on
I too turn into jack black without a shirt on
YESSSS IVE BEEN WAITING!!!
@CharlessManson, if you thought this was weird, read the description ;)
When you hear Encarnación likes your stretchy pants
When your takin a shjt and it comes out with ease
@PenisaurusRex, clean break, no splash back, and when you look back in the bowl it's gone… Ghost poopie
When you're at your friends house and his mom starts yelling at you in front of him.
When your friends mom decides to bite while giving head
I gotta get outta here!
I cant log in
That how i would look at the mother.
"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room."
@Miss Trottimus , Is for fun