Major life hack: No matter the situation, they’re always just being friendly. Always.
@Beggar Mugger, my brain is still gonna picture a life together with any woman that’s nice to me :/.
@Beggar Mugger, no matter if you get to be a nurse or not… you can go to Hooters… they all need curing there.
@Dimir FTW, *Hilary Clinton* you cute
@Beggar Mugger, sucker, this stripper is totally in love with me. She just said I have to pay for another 50$ dance and show up tomorrow and do it again and we will totally be dating. Sucks to suck loser.
@seeUpee, I said woman not lizard creature