It gets worse the more you read it...
I like it *smash* Another!
@Freeman, there aren't anymore dead animals to smash though.
The number of different faces I made reacting to stages of this is unprecedented
They had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie.
And in calling the cops now
IDK what half you had me in
I would upvote but I'm pretty sure I've seen this posted here at least twice before...?