When your crush is wearing yoga pants and she bends over in front of you and you haven't wanked in a month
@Royal Waffle, a month?
@The mortiest morty, yes
@The mortiest morty, no fap November or something?
@Juicicle, Jerk-free January. Fapless February. Abstinence April.
@Royal Waffle, I cant even finish typing this comment without- hang on
This is why we need to fund NASA. If we don't we end up with stuff like this rather than a moon colony.
@Gamasennin, I would like to see NASA really go at it again but at least we have SpaceX.
When you haven't rubbed one out in a while
Is this a water jet cutter ?
That can cause a UTI and is unacceptable. Call HR.