Sirius Black is actually black
@Cellembreo, Black wasn’t even the family’s surname, it’s just what the racists of the wizarding world called them.
@Cellembreo, and trans
@Cellembreo, same birthday my dude
@Cellembreo, Hey that’s my birthday too! High five ✋.
@Rowule, Me too! Double high five ✋✋.
Neville longbottom was autistic this all makes sense now
@crumpelyspiltshins, I got Neville was Jewish, surely Harry potter is a world without religions? I mean they have shown more magical power in several books than any god.
Draco malfoy is gay
this makes sense
@Donutfilm, we have the same birthday!
Hermione was bi all along, nice
@Pool boy till I die, nice
@Killing instincts , nice
Rubeus Hagrid was actually clinically depressed all along! I always found him very relatable...
@Kamitha, woah you share birthdays with my girlfriend, that's neat
@Kamitha, the sorting hat was actually black all along! I'm not sure what to do with this information
Hermione granger was asexual. That's bad news for my fantasies
Draco Malfoy was actually HIV positive lol
@I just came, if this is truly your answer then happy birthday
@LieRen, 😢th-thank you. Nobody else noticed
@I just came, I set out to see if anyone had commented what you did.
And get don't worry about it anyone noticed
Your a year older
A year wiser
Hope you enjoy/ed your bday
And here's to you surviving another cycle around the sun
@I just came, Happ birthday
Cornelius fudge was gay
@xamotzarm, I got Cornelius fudge is bi
@DunderMuffins, cornelius was hispanic
@xamotzarm, I got Cornelius was autistic.
@MMSieBreeze, WOOH HIGH FIVE!
Draco Malfoy was Gay? Called it.
Cedric was Muslim? That's why he had to die, I guess
@Pope Temporal, I got Donny was Muslim..... starting to a pattern....
Try the HP birthdays; Here are some:
Harry Potter (July 31) - Ron Weasley is Bi
Hermione (Sep 12) - Fleur is Clinically Depressed
Fred and George (April 1) - Ollivander is Trans
Neville (July 30) - Sirius is Bi
I got: Dudley was actually obese...
Did you know that dobby is actually HIV positive???
And Snape was actually clinically depressed!!!!
Hermione was a Jew all along!
@TheRatMan, we have the same!!
Harry Potter was black all along. That was a lot of hiding for that then.
Cornelius fudge was actually autistic. Not much of a shocker
Guys my birthday is jan 28.... hermione is confirmed black.
Umbridge HIV Positive............. good
Ginny Weasley was HIV positive... Explains the Hogwarts.
The sorting hat was muslim... so a hijab?
This is worth revealing the information...
But Lord Voldemort being HIV positive explains a lot.
Draco malfoy is autistic... well i knew that already
Ginny weasley was asexual
Alastor moody was hispanic
Hagrid was bi
@Strider1321, I got Remus Lupin was bi. Hagrid is an animal lover....
@Strider1321, we've got the same birthday. I love you.
@bigtittyminster, but we just met.
Neville long bottom was Jewish?
Fleur Delacour was HIV positive all along
Ginny Weasley was Muslim all along!
Apparently Ron Wensley was Jewish
Harry potter was Hispanic all along.
So, first of all, Valentine's day. Worst day of the year for me. Not just because I'm not in a relationship, but because I've never come close to even going on a date, hell, I've barely had friends. But because it's just shoved my down my fvcking throat.
@Wait Youre A Bagel, they already had valentines stuff in the middle of December
@Wait Youre A Bagel, I’m good at friending. I can be friendly sometimes. Sorry you had a shítty day. At least it won’t be back for another year.
Cedric diggery was black all along
Cedric Digory was gay? Hell yea
Bellatrix Lestrange was actually... HIV positive.
Cedric Diggory was actually Asexual...
Dudley Dursley was actually autistic
Preet good one imo
Cho Chang was Obese
Dudley Dursley was actually jewish
Hagrid is HIV positive.
Cho Chang was Hispanic?? How misleading!!
Cho Chang was actually trans... O.o
Hermione granger is gay... go on...
Ron Weasley was actually gay
Hagrid was obese. 🤔
J.K. Rowling reveals that Lord Voldemort was actually cynically depressed! Lol
Ginny Weasley was actually obese all along
Peter Pettigrew was HIV positive
Remus Lupin is actually Muslim
Dudley dursly is obese
Hermione Granger is HIV positive? Lmao damn.
Umbridge was autistic
Argus Filth HIV positive
Cedric Diggory was actually HIV positive... Well then
20th of June is a little insensitive there JK Rowling
Dobby was actually clinically depressed.... how fitting
@Holy Shjt, we have the same birthday.
@Dashkatae, our souls are now and forever connected
Harry Potter was actually black all along
lord voldemort was clinically depressed.....big shocker there, who isnt.
Draco malfoy was clinically depressed.
Gregory Goyle was black
Hermione is clinically depressed. That... might make sense considering how much she's teased
The Sorting Hat was actually Hispanic
Luna lovegood was clinically depressed, which tbh is kind of already in the books
albus dumbledore was jewish all along
Lord Voldemort was actually HIV Positive?!?! I would have never guessed!
Minerva McGonagall was always autistic!!!
(I dont even know who that is)
Hermione is apparently Bi. Honestly I’m not surprised. However I am intrigued and would like to watch
Ginny Wesley is obese. Dear God why?
Lord Voldemort is HIV positive
Lord Voldemort was Muslim. Muggles are infidels?
Albus was gay...seems fair.
The sorting hat was asexual
Lupin was trans, it didn't specify trans what.
Harry Potter was actually asexual
Viktor Krum was Hispanic
Dolores Umbrige was obese.......and?
Viktor Krum was Muslim all along. Who knew
Hermione was black this whole time?! Darker the berry the sweeter the juice.
Neville Longbottom was actually hiv positive all along.
Harry Potter was actually black all along.
Vincent crabbed is actually obese
Ginny Weasley was black. Seems Molly needed something a bit bigger after giving birth to six children.
Argus Finch was trans
Horace slughorn is trans
Ron Weasley... autistic
I'd play this but you'd know my birthdate.
@Diabolik, Sirius is HIV+
@Jdrawer, haha I saw what you did there!
Belllatrix is Muslim
The sorting hat was HIV positive all along... damn
Cho Chang was actually Jewish
Vincent Crabbe was Hispanic...
Luna Lovegood is Asexual
Hermione was gay hey chica bum bum
Fleur Delacore was actually gay!
Lord Voldemort was Hispanic....
Alastor Moody is gay hooray
Doby was Autistic.
Crazy how all of those could be possible, right?
Hermione was HIV positive all along... Hope Ron wrapped his tool and wasn't a fool!
Dobby was Jewish all along
Luna Lovegood is Gay
Dumbly bumbly is HIV positive. Oh.
Ginny Weasley is actually bi. Nice
Ginny Weasley is gay. Harry have I got news for you.
Hermione was a Trans all along
Harrys gonna be REAL confused come April 22nd
Argus Filch was Obese
fleur delacour was actually gay. Not gonna lie, it'd be an improvement.
Dumbledore is clinically depressed. Guess we know why he really let snape kill him.
Dumbledor is bi. That's close to what she actually changed him to.