Pee is stored in the eyeballs
The saliva thing is real. After a few too many brews I felt my saliva glands literally eject saliva like a faucet before my stomach contents illegally immigrated to the floor.
So what you're saying is that my penis is a gerbil?
@SimonPetrikov, I think that is why some people put gerbils in their ass.
@CynicalSirr, Through a tube?
@SimonPetrikov, I guess. I know the only living things I want in there is the bacteria in my poop.
I could run a successful balloon stand with my flatus production
In response to the 4th one, some people never grow beyond that state.
@Sylunae, including me. I can be an unapologetic assh0le sometimes, but only to those who ticked me off. Or a playful assh0le to my girl. It depends
ok... how do i fool this blind spot in my vision into thinking it’s supposed to be filled in with an image of boobs?
@Z0IDBERG, Typical Zoidberg. Asking the real questions here
I was expecting the last o e to say Epstein didn't kill himself
@UglyNakedGuy, I had to check first just to make sure
That’s not the only reason your sperm is illegal in a school zone...
All I got is that apparently the willow tree on my property owns me dinner!!! That bastard!
@seeUpee, make it pay!
Now I know and knowing is half the battle!
That's nice and all, but I'm just a bit stuck on that first one and that last one. I don't think that's the only reason that ejaculation is illegal in a school zone. And with the last one, it's not so much rape as it is sexual assault, which are two different things.
In med school right now. Can confirm all of these are real
I was really expecting Epstein at the end
Yeah thats why semen is illegal in school zones
The average person fart statistic is offset greatly by your mother
@Mhael, you mean Joe...
No wonder people like putting gerbils in their asses
There are other reasons why cumming in a school zone is illegal.
Wait, is number 5 why people splash water on their face? I always found that to be a weird thing to do
Regardless of speed I’m pretty sure all semen ejaculations in a school zone are illegal
The longest hairs the human body has are around the anus. They go up inside your colon, through the intestines, up the spinal cord, and join up at the back of your eyes.
This is why when you pull on them, your eyes water
I didn't need to know all the information of number 10 but damn I'm happy I fo
14 is why I say don’t train roselias. Or any of its evolutions.
I'm thinking for number 1 that the speed is not really the issue for that in a school zone.
actually wait one is a misnomer: the tongue is the only SKELETAL MUSCLE attached at one end. The erector pilli aka goosebumps also have one attachment