Fun fact. You're manually breathing. And manually blinking.
@Sir Bionic, slow down there satan.
@Sir Bionic, WHY!
@Sir Bionic, and you lost the game
@Sir Bionic, f*** you! i have a test this morning and now im thinking about blinking!
@Sir Bionic, well yea my nose is stuffed up
@Sir Bionic, *gets confused. Breathes through eyes. Blinks mouth. Dies*
@Sir Bionic, I will end you
@Top Commenter, fuq u
@Sir Bionic, and manually pooping
@Sir Bionic, oh wtf
@Sir Bionic, jokes on you in not doing either. Tell my wife and kids I love them.
@arachnidsGrip Vriska, *I'm
Can I claim indirectly touching a penis as sex?
@MIster Wonderful, no.
@MIster Wonderful, Yes, because other cultures count indirect contacts to lips (i.e. Drinking out of the same cup) as kissing.
@MIster Wonderful, not since the accident.
I thought number 4 was proven false because it was a test to see how well false facts spread on the Internet as true.
@WishGenie, number 4 is false its pretty rare to swallow insects.
@WishGenie, number 4 is plausible because there are microscopic insects and microscopic spiders (another variation I've seen). Granted obtaining the data on those would be extremely difficukt
Does 'wash' mean clean with a sock or...
@Black Iron Tarkus, it must
Annually, you read 15 of these posts filled with fake facts that make you feel grossed out and scared.
Actually, most of these 'facts' seem to be from college projects to see how fast informatiom spreads.
I don't wanna believe please tell me your shjting me
@2MoreMinutes, ok. I'm shjtting you.
Friends don't let friends drink pool water... not even once
@StereotypicalAnomaly, friends dare friends to drink pool water, then call you an idiot for doing so.
That last one seems a bit low cuz uh...I shake a lot of hands.
I'm one of those three men... I'm lonely.
I am one of those last people.
Really? I only shake hands with three guys that just wanked it and didn't wash up? That's it? Whew, now I can stop being so worried! That's a lot lower of a number than I previously would have assumed!
The last one is false, unless you only shakehands with a few men per year. This seems more like per day on average O.O
If you'll excuse me I'm going to throw up........repeatedly
Did anyone else read annually as anally?
The swallowing insects thing is wrong! On so many levels...
Am I also indirectly coming into contact with boobs?
I don't even eat fast food. And I don't believe the rest of those motha uckas are true either
What do you mean by "failed to wash their hands"? Like they tried but couldn't manage it?
@LeShook, guess their hands were too sticky
"Mom I've touched a penis!"
These are all averages, that means some of you are doing less than this, and some are doing way more
@Jackel108, it doesn't say averages, it just says these are facts... So everyone is doing the exact same amount
@LeShook, if you miss your quota you will be executed to maintain the integrity of these facts
Fun fact: how can any of these even be proven?
@MorboTheAnnihilator, your move, Internet
I'm pretty sure the penis doorknob one is any doorknob used by a male?
What masturbates and does not wash their hand
I'm one of those five men