We figured out the origin of crop circles! They're really just drunk Ukrainian guys
@thesamfactory, *cop circles
I tried so hard! And got so far. But in the end. It doesn't even matter!
What goes around comes around
Maybe he wasn't trying to run away. Maybe he was so drunk that he lost his balance from the get-go.
Gotta go fast!
He's like a drunk human boomerang
Ring around the rosie.
Pockets full of posies.
We all fall down.
The difference between distance and displacement