What a shjtty punishment
It's like I'm wiping a marker.
@Lue BreKannt, good ol' Parks and Rec. They gave us our Star Lord.
Where is the blood?
@The mortiest morty, you get that too??
Then you push a little more, another turd falls out, and the next wipe comes clean
He's definitely not using Charmin
Two words: more fiber.
@onetoendall, that’s what i thought too. I drink a fiber drink once a day, and i poop super fast and it’s like 3-4 wipes and I’m done haha i love it.
@Karate1233, I do too! Haha
Thats a sh!tty form of torture
Well, fvck, if hell is like that, I am cleaning my act. No more drugs, making amends to those I hurt, be more of a friend, and actually try to love myself.
@SirLordKraftDinner, I love myself all the time. I took a break from studying to love myself.
@SirLordKraftDinner, you know, its probably just the drugs causing your poop problem. Only need to lay off those, then you'll be good!
HOW the FÜUUUUUUCK DO PEOPLE WIPE THEIR ASSES SITTING DOWN?!?
Sometimes I don’t even wipe at all, I just shower
That's why I use baby wipes. And because my ass is too big and it always rips the toilet paper
@Ashoka02Tano, my roomate did that and I thought it was strange at first but baby wipes are cool even though to this day I still dont like that man
Poll: Wipe sitting down or standing up?
@DroopyPoopy, wipe sitting down