Even funnier description
*arrives at funeral home and ushered to a seat* "is this in the splash zone?" *pulls out plastic poncho*
The "one dad stops grilling entirely" line got me good
I can relate to that Newton tweet a little too well...
If you bring a poncho to a water park, fuсk you.
That last one would make me want to die quicker
I read the last one 3x and still don't get it. 😐
@sassy pantz, often people make faces after they take a turn in bowling. For example, you might get a strike, then turn around and do a fist pump and a "hell yeah" face, that looks much more stupid than it does cool.
@whirligig1at6, I usually make a "coulda done better, but nobody died" face, but it's probably about the same effect.
@whirligig1at6, thanks..I knew it was something about faces you make after you bowl...but I couldn't follow her sentence at first because it had no commas 😱