So this is what takes them so long
@SpankieMcGee , I always wondered...
@SpankieMcGee , It’s true.
@SpankieMcGee , is this how they powder their noses??
@SpankieMcGee , but that's wrong. There's only one girl on the bathroom.. .
The creative potential to the drunk mind is limitless
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, she was so preoccupied with whether or not she could. She didn’t stop to think if she should.
@Pvt BB Ghanoush, it’s amazing what becomes possible when you remove common sense
How drunk you have to be, to be doing hula hoop with a toilet seat on your neck
@Alpha Warrior, ...in heels
@ORGANIC, with a public restroom toilet seat.
@mas2de, with your very long hair down.
@Kamitha, I saw your message in my phone notifications, and without the context of the gif, I was Really wondering how you knew I'd had long hair.
@mas2de, lol yeah there’s no way I could know that.
By the way, you’re out of milk.
*Morgan Freeman voice* "imagine if we could potentially use 100% of our brain"
The unhygienic Olympics
That's at least 2 diseases right there
@Swolekage, she woke up with a rash for sure
@Swolekage, I counted 6
Do I even want to know the context?
@AndorraBall, would it matter if you did?
I love whores..
Mmm drunk and sexy, no one will ever judge her
@megamanx181x, Give her 10 years and it won’t be cute anymore.
@Kamitha, the horrible truth of time
Sh!t faced again Susan?
This is why I know Darwin didn't figure it all out.
I am sometimes a drunk female in the restroom and can confirm this is what we do.
This sh!t is crazy
That's one classy lady....
10 out of 10 would bang
But, why though?
I have but one question:
Don't drink and dump, kids