Women like this are about as rare as a black astronaut.
@Ice Deliverer, You killed a black Astronaught!? That's like killing a unicorn!.. If unicorns existed
@Ice Deliverer, ceral you just shot a black astronaut!
@Ice Deliverer, Dr. Guion Stewart "Guy" Bluford
I would apologize too if BBQ cheated on me.
@EnthusiasticShorts, I understand you're trying to be funny, but this is about as "perfect" a woman you're going to find. So please apologize, not for my sake, but for hers. Plus she's making BBQ so...
@afro samurai2012, if she cheats, she's very flawed
@Hellabaloo, only because your flaws caused her to weaken her resolve so she sought solace elsewhere.... Why am I arguing over a hypothetical situation?
@afro samurai2012, i dunno. Let's go get a beer
@Hellabaloo, sweet! You got first round
@afro samurai2012, Well, her body is very attractive but how do you know she isn't an enormous bitch anyone can hardly stand be around?
@Lover of Waffles, I don't. That's why I stopped talking
Looks like she knows how to handle meat
Unless she burns the steaks and ribs, then that b!tch is gone
Welp, back to the ugly, flat-chested, nerdy, fangirl cave for me
@MayITakeYourHatSir, I'm gonna take your list, & add "fat" to it....just so I can win & raise my self esteem to sewer level.
@CretaceousAss, Sounds like me! I'm not attractive :(..........but maybe my sense of humor witll help?
I wouldn't I honestly would throw her into a ditch light the ditch on fire then get the bastard That I found with her stab him 42 times then eat his hands (because I would be hungry) then throw him on my now ex and walk away.
@Killing instincts , Scary Mike?
@Killing instincts , Whoa, just take it easy, man
@Killing instincts , now that I read this comment I was wrong I would just stab him 37 time
@Killing instincts , Caaaaarrlllll, that kills people!
@CriTiKa1, oh well um I didn't know that.
*goals being set for females that I'll never reach*
@Hannah Belle, it's okay as a guy I cannot attain these goals eithef
I'd hit it
I can work with this....
It's photoshopped. She's not even worth it if she cheated. And she's not attractive. Everything has been covered.
I want to say something to express how hot I think this girl is... damn my education