Do it if you dare
But it's... No-fap November. You promised...
@Dr Rick Sanchez, no shave* no shave November. I'm sorry you were confused. Someone must have lied to you, you poor man. I am so sorry. They are a terrible person.
@H2OPoloBro, im so glad we have the ability to jerk it. But think about this. Who was the first pioneer explorer man to figure out that you can add a hand to the penis. And voila! No more females needed! Also. How many times he tried other ways and failed until finding out that the best way to get off, is by stroking it? Cheers to the Legend. Bates. Master of the Bates.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, who the heck came up with that? You should find them and shoot em Rick.
@GiggityQuagmire7, other animals masterbate?
@ToriBlack, thats a deep ass question. Im not the one with the answer to that.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, well I failed the first day
@GiggityQuagmire7, no more females needed? Wow you must give a mean handjob.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, whoever told you that should speak in words instead of their DAMN DIRTY LIES
This is an accurate representation of what I'll look like December 1.
Well if you insist...