Did anyone else really want it to rhyme?
@Yoosdude, I somehow made it sound like it rhymed so I wouldn't have to live thinking it didn't
@buzz killinton, I did that too.
@Yoosdude, I'd bet it rhymes in Russian
@FunnyPics Waiter, I checked Google translate. It was hard to tell, but I don't think it does.
@Yoosdude, it was a slant rhyme so I'm just going to pretend it was a perfect rhyme.
Alcohol is just the best beer vodka good times
@Illuminati Confirmed, We will drink for Motha 'Ussia!
Fun fact: in the Netherlands, beer is their traditional hangover cure 🍷
If it's any consolation, it rhymes in Russian