*Calls father and respectfully asks permission to date his daughter*
@a nice guy named Ben, now that's a plot twist I can get behind! *PSA music plays
@a nice guy named Ben, smooth as f*ck
@a nice guy named Ben, *Dates her father instead*
@Iron Vader, And it looks like the father will be getting Ben's behind.
"Would you like to play a game?"
@Ajunta Pall, I never actually SAW the movies before. Too much gore for my taste.
@The Handlebar , Correction: "I want to play a game."
@The Handlebar , I only ever SAW 2 of them. They aren't that great.
@The Handlebar , I'm actually kind of a SAW fanboy, but even I can admit 1-3 are waaay better than the rest.
But...he's already texting her?
@TheTylerOrr, looks like an instant messager, possibly a dating site? It has an "about" tab
@TheTylerOrr, it's tinder
@TheTylerOrr, Alert: Critical Failure detected from TheTylerOrr
Challenge accepted *looks the numbers up online*
@Brick Tamelin, 2015 eh?
I've never seen a phone number so short before
50/50...those are good odds with essentially nothing on the line
@Sexy HomuncuIus, just open with something that isn't "hey bb, u wan sum fuc?" And if it's a girls voice your in the clear.
*plot twist it's the dad and grandpa's phone numbers*
Text both with "Hello, I'm bored". If one texts back with "Hello bored, I'm dad" then you know which one to text
"Yes, this is AT&T we'd like to know if you're happy with your service."
"I don't use AT&T."
But...but how are they texting?
But he already is texting her?
Wouldn't he have her number if he was texting her?
@greensoldier500, no. You can msg someone from a computer program too.
Call one. If a dude answers, say wrong number and hang up. Problem solved.
Just call a number and say hello with a weird accent and if it is her dad, say it was a wrong number.
Text one regarding repair work on the car, or regarding a sweepstakes for a new set of tools. See what reply you get.
How are you do dumb that you're texting her without knowing her number...
How's he texting her without a number
But...but they are already texting, he obviously has her number
@Light Skinned Brotha, it's on tinder moron lmao
@whatisthegood, I don't use tinder moron
@Light Skinned Brotha, well you should moron
How are they texting if they don't know each other's phone numbers?
Isn't he already texting her...?
Easy call one of the numbers and say hi if its a mans voice ask whos phone it is and if its a mans name say wrong number then call the other number.
Well you're texting each other so...
Isn't he texting her already?
*texts you asking for your phone number*
Oooohhhhh... A suspenseful thriller... I can't wait for this to come out
*Calls the right one
Girl: hey dad you mind answering this for me?
How is bee texting her