Games for gaming journalists
@Mortimer Smith Sr, Accurate as heck
@Mortimer Smith Sr, "It's like dark souls."
@Mortimer Smith Sr, or for that one female friend you're trying to explain a game to but she just won't get the FŲCKING HANG OFF IT GODDAMNIT STACY IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!
My dad gave me a copy of duck hunt a while back for pc, I was a little confused at first, but then when I played it, I realized it was duck hunt but with the doom hud and weapons. You could use the fųcking BFG to eviscerate ducks from the sky. I loved that version of the game.
@Cow Chop, do you like killing the coloured ones
That last one tho
But but but NES Zelda isn’t won by collecting all the triforces, it’s won by saving Zelda... which incidentally happens immediately after you get the last triforce. Although you need 8 pieces of triforce to fill the triangle that lets you enter Dungeon 9... god I know too much about that old game.
@FP Waiter, ALSO THE TRADITIONAL 3-TRIFORCE STACK WAS NEVER SEEN IN NES ZELDA *grumbles And shakes fist at the sky*
This both angers and pleases me at the same time
When someone says they beat the game super early but you know they had it set to normal
But tanks can't even mover that fast, nor are they agile
Scorpion vs 9 year old with leukemia
Very useful for testing wether games work properly