When someone asks me for money I offer $10,000 to let me hunt them for a day.
@Man with a Cat, if I kill you in the process do I still get the $10,000?
@I Are Lebo, I’ll have the money on me so yes
@Man with a Cat, 🤔 tempting...
@I Are Lebo, or, now hear me out, instead of hunting we do the no homo man sex?
And the guy asking if he can wash my windows
@FaceGhost, I just encountered a new one, dude waiting outside an automatic car wash with tire cleaner
"Sorry i dont carry cash"
And honestly i dont, if i ever do its cuz its someone elses and they want me to pick them up something