Little known fact: guacamole is the reason behind a lot of crime
I need backstory
@Murphlins, he's talking about the old man's testicles. They are secretly lovers, but during a moment of passion the young man tugged too hard, tearing one of the older polar be- yeah I have no idea where I'm going with this.
@Murphlins, He wanted guacamole and knew of an old man's avocados ripe for the picking.
I mean that’s a delicious reason
At least he wasn't stealing his lemons