pools and the big gay
He is technically correct, the best type of correct.
@AussiePatrick, however he can never jump into a pool ever again...
@WhyNotBoth, true, but he can dive or just take the ladder.
I was the best man at his gay wedding. They had it at a pool someone else jumped in and my brother started screaming as he remembered all the hardcore gay sex he'd been having for the last year. He's not the same any more.
So that was his way of coming out, by jumping in?
Till the day he finally jumps in a pool and the curse is lifted.