God this is so dark *upvotes*
@nemestrinus , not as dark as that babies skin after a quick oven run
*sees car in parking lot, break out window, steals cookies*
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, YOU ASS HOLE!! she was making those for me !!!!!!!!
@DrSin, considering there's 1 less mouth to feed now, we can share them, bröther
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, but... They aren't cooked yet... That's what the baby was for
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Validated vandalism, free cookies, and hero of the people? Sign me the smuck up!
Hes crying because they're oatmeal raisin
@trebubae, he thought they were chocolate chips
I’m sure here are cheaper ways to monitor baking cookies but until then this will work
Welcome to Arizona
Bet that car smells amazing
But what if I like mine still gooey in the middle?
@groundpounder04, then eat the baby as early as possible.
Cookies for afters.