If you’re drinking at work, then you might actually be sick. Get help.
@SurgeonSean, or booze
@Chicken0War, not sure why, but my first reaction was to re-read it as "you might be booze?" Then I realised my own stupidity. Might've been the booze.
@SurgeonSean, thanks i actually needed to read that. Been in a dark place recently and legit considered trying this until i saw your comment.
@SurgeonSean, if you work at a brewery, drinking on the job is part of the job.
@SurgeonSean, I did that the other day. And immediately quit. I was obviously unhappy.
@SurgeonSean, truth. Thanks for posting this. I was going to say the same thing. There's funny, and then there's real life tragic. This is the latter
Or just fill the water cooler with Vodka. That'll spice up the monthly sales meetings
Jager is already cough syrup so you're not even lying. Win win.
I’m going to try this
As the son of a nurse, I'd be quite worried if I saw someone down an entire bottle of cough syrup at work
You can also mix it with the cough syrup and make purple drank, a Houston special.