If applied only to bottled water, it's kinda technically correct.
@TheStarHawk, well depends... if is in a glass container than yes. But plastic will eventually contaminate the water
@seeUpee, I *think* that's the point they were trying to make
I wouldn't worry too much about him living too long if this is his intelligence level
Milk is only bad if it pours funny
That's a great way to make cheese.