George opts to play with cannons rather than take his kids to soccer practice
I'd much rather fire cannons than go to soccer practice.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I TRIED TO UPLOAD THIS EXACT SAME PICTURE AND IT DIDN'T MAKE IT *cries in corner*
He had no children of his own
These pictures, keep them coming
Plot twist: they were firing soccer balls
Seems like he did his job pretty well...
I wouldn't mind firing a cannon in her backyard. If you know what I mean.
That username... *shudders*
20 July 2014 #20July2014
"Keep up that sh!t and you're going to be fired, too. You know how many b!tches wanna bang George Washington? Trick question, all of them!"
I tried playing soccer in primary school but ended up breaking my ankle.
Plot twist: he fired Canon's
@A Monty, I used to think "accidentally " hitting post wasn't a thing.... Never have I been so wrong.
@A Monty, Canon you say?
@Pachelbel at Tacobel, I meant to say he was firing canons filled with soccor balls at the kids
@Pachelbel, huge fan
@origamiguyljb, Somebody gets it :D
@A Monty, I thought you were gunna say he fired Canon's in D
@The Milky Man, this hashtag. I like it. ANOTHER!
Soccer/football was not invented until the mid 1800's. Washington wouldn't have known about it. Kill joke complete!
God. Dammit. GEORGE!
I think I laughed a little too hard at this.