Replace germs with my pets and it works well.
@OGMsDosDoomGuy, my dog is all over it well before it even hits the ground
@OGMsDosDoomGuy, your pets wait that long? Must be nice.
fun fact: this 5 seconds thing is a lie
@Don Quixote Corazon, You’re telling me organisms without any conscious thought don’t observe food etiquette created by humans?
Haters will say its fake
Anyone else read it as Germans? No just me? Ok